Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Instant Nowhere Kulture Dictionary: Squinteye

The unfortunate disposition of a SMombie who squints in order to see what is happening on their monitor screen. This is different to normal 'squinting' due to the fact that the person with squinteye needs spectacles in order to see clearly, but denies that this is the case. The victim of this disorder is firm in their belief that they can see perfectly well, but need to narrow their eyes a little bit for assistance.

'Squinteye' can affect anyone of any age but only if they spend the majority of their day accessing social media sites without a break from the glare of the harmful monitor screen.

Example: 'Charlie developed severe squinteye after spending twenty-two hours a day for three months on Facebook'.

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