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| The frozen turkey factory produces another tasteless commodity |
From the cesspit of talentless fakes, thrown up by the BRIT School for Performing Arts and Technology, comes a woman described as being obsessed with voices. More to the point, rumours abound that these voices are in her head, telling her that her 'music' is amazing and her personality stunning.
Unfortunately, Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, or Adele to use her music industry moniker, never graduated from the frozen turkey university, but instead continued impersonating R&B nausea acts such as Aaliyah, Destiny's Child and Mary J Blige. Throw in the toilet trash Spice Girls and Pink, and you have her musical blueprint. Perfect to sell to the cretinous multitudes who think that drinking Lambrini is sophisticated...
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