The Money Spell 3: Johnny Depp

A flabby faced bearded weasel  with no talent

For a man who has spent decades as one of Hollywood’s own vulgar little face transplants, faeces breath, Johnny ‘The wooden cupboard’ Depp, really does not need any more money. His wealth surpasses all but the very few A list Hollywood actors and is built like all of them on the dead souls of his myopic and brain damaged fan base. So that is why he needs just a little bit more money in order to hawk Mont Blanc watches and pens to sad, besotted middle class women, who think the sun shines out of his botoxed asshole...

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