Image from 'Twat' magazine: Issue 1

Tree stump with Bafta

This picture is of  'Colin Firth' after winning a Bafta for his portrayal of the stammering hereditary inbred King George the VI.

The picture is also part of the magazine titled 'Twat', of which this picture is from the first edition and in this instance for free.

In the photo it is quite clear to see how handsome 'Mr Firth' is compared to..let's say 'Les Dennis' or 'Dale Winton', or somebody else equally as handsome or talented.

What is also clear from this photo above all else is that 'Colin Firth' along with fellow actors 'Hugh Grant', and 'Richard E Grant', are all as wooden as each other leaving not only a trail of Bafta's and discarded clothes behind them, but a trail of wooden splinters from their appalling inability to be able to convey any real sense of emotion or acting ability other than that of a stationary tree stump.

                                                                                                            By Arnie Canoe