The impressive ability of a person to spend hours watching the Facebook status of their friends but never actually commenting upon a single thing. This person is usually extremely intelligent and vastly superior to their acolytes, which is why they decide not to write. However, their skill is tragic because they constantly need to watch other people's status online in order to quietly sneer at the lack of real quality in their posts.
This is usually acquired by a person who is very new to online social media and progresses over time. Not even the use of the 'like' button is used, showing a very distant, aloof but incredibly smart stance by the facewatcher.
Example: 'Marvin would miss food and drink for days because he was too busy facewatching.'
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