Just Fuck Off part 1: Lilly Allen and Peaches Geldof

Talentless puddles of piss

This new segment is titled 'Just Fuck Off', and it is aimed at all those individuals (there are many of them) who feel they have some right to be in the public eye because of what they have, and in many cases, have not done.

Today we start with 'Lilly Allen', and 'Peaches Geldof'.

In 'Lilly Allen', and 'Peaches Geldof' we have two vacuous, talentless, moronic individuals who have only got to where they are today through nepotism.

Their is nothing of any worth or value in either of these two sappy individuals, and they have about as much talent as a decomposing sock between them. Why people feel the need to in any way aspire to individuals like these two sorry sacks of lard is quite staggering. They are devoid of talent in any way, shape, or form and would never have got to where they are today if it was not for their famous fathers.

Being privileged is one thing.

Being privileged and using this as a spring board to promote your talentless child's inability to create anything of any relevance to mankind, whilst thinking that they are in fact highly talented and worth their 'Celebrity' status is nauseating to say the least.

There are many highly talented individuals who work hard at their craft every single day, and whose talents by far exceed nepotistic individuals like 'Lilly Allen', and 'Peaches Geldof', but who go un-noticed because they do not have the opportunities certain privileged individuals have.

So to those talented individuals with more talent in their piss than 'Lilly Allen', and 'Peaches Geldof' we say 'Rise above the Cabbages'.

And to those talentless, nepotistic individuals 'Lilly Allen', and 'Peaches Geldof' we say 'Just Fuck Off'.


                                                                                                            By Arnie Canoe