The unfortunate disposition of a SMombie who squints in order to see what is happening on their monitor screen. This is different to normal 'squinting' due to the fact that the person with squinteye needs spectacles in order to see clearly, but denies that this is the case. The victim of this disorder is firm in their belief that they can see perfectly well, but need to narrow their eyes a little bit for assistance.
'Squinteye' can affect anyone of any age but only if they spend the majority of their day accessing social media sites without a break from the glare of the harmful monitor screen.
Example: 'Charlie developed severe squinteye after spending twenty-two hours a day for three months on Facebook'.
Showing posts with label squinteye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label squinteye. Show all posts
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
Thursday, 5 January 2012
Monthly piece of shit: January 2012
 |
| "I am great" |
Every month a celebrity will be chosen from a long list of other hideous, talentless mongoloid celebrities to take pride of place as the "Monthly piece of shit" for that particular month.
For the month of January 2012 it has been decided by the readers of the magazines "Tosspot", and "Jap'seye" that the "Monthly piece of shit" for January 2012 will be none other than the utterley talenless, and eye droopingly nauseating Mr Simon Cowell.
Mr Cowell has spent an enormous amount of time and effort since his accidental creation inside a Cybernetics Laboratory many moons ago to gain celebrity status based on zero talent, colossal wealth by feeding like a parasite off the back of unsuspecting adulation craving wanabees, and fame based on having absolutely nothing in any way, shape, or form to be famous for.
And so for the reasons above, and as voted for by you, the readers of "Tosspot" and "Jap'seye" magazines, I give you the "Monthly piece of shit" for January 2012 Mr Simon Cowell.
By Roland Barnacle
Monday, 2 January 2012
Instant Nowhere Kulture Dictionary: SMombie
Prounced 'smombee', this term describes a person who spends all of his/her time using social media websites on the internet. Sufferers of this syndrome are usually zombie-like in appearance, and can either have a smart phone in hand, engrossed in constantly reading and updating their blog / sharing site / twitter etc or they are hunched over their PC / laptop / mac etc doing the same.
It can become a form of addiction more challenging to quit than heroin, cocaine or even PCP drug addiction.
Sufferers can be recognised through 'twitter' fingers, which constantly need to be typing, as well as many other symptoms such as 'squinteye', 'slashspeak', 'commentrage', 'overpoke' and 'facewatching'.
Example: 'Terry toweling became a SMombie after spending several days in bed due to an all-over body rash, and just his smart phone for company.'
It can become a form of addiction more challenging to quit than heroin, cocaine or even PCP drug addiction.
Sufferers can be recognised through 'twitter' fingers, which constantly need to be typing, as well as many other symptoms such as 'squinteye', 'slashspeak', 'commentrage', 'overpoke' and 'facewatching'.
Example: 'Terry toweling became a SMombie after spending several days in bed due to an all-over body rash, and just his smart phone for company.'
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)