Only a Handful of People Exist 6: Iain Duncan Smith

Slithering human louse steals from the poor to give to the rich

Possibly the driest stick in a cabinet full of kindling, Iain Duncan Smith or IDS as he likes to be known, is skulking around as the Secretary for Work and Pensions. Smith spends his days now finding new ways to grind the lower orders into the ground just before the fire of class hatred is turned against him.

Ironically Smith thinks that he is 'cool' by referring to himself only by his initials, even though most people see him as an anal, hot headed, former military man and the human equivalent of irritable bowel syndrome.

IBS as he is more commonly known as, was born as the irritable son of a group captain in the royal air force and a ballerina. As with all members of parliament and those in positions of power he is related to a few well connected persons such as British Canadian CBC wartime broadcaster Peter Stursberg, his son, current CBC vice-president Richard Stursberg and he is the 3rd cousin once removed of fabian eugenicist George Bernard Shaw...

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