Hollywood dilemma's Part 1: Kate Winslet



I do love Jammie Dodgers

Here we have a huge dilemma for our Hollywood actress 'Kate Winslet'.

The dilemma is for 'Kate' to try and break out of her catatonic state to listen to the voice in her head telling her to 'Take the biscuit'.

The biscuit is a Jammie Dodger biscuit and one of 'Kates' favourite types of biscuit that is laying un-accounted for like a lonely sparrow with no wings or beak, on the table of 'Kates' favourite place to eat 'Dirty Dave's Diner'.

Will 'Kate' give in to temptation and 'Take The biscuit', or will her catatonic state leave 'Kate' in a self induced Jammie Dodger mess?


By Arnie Canoe