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A grotesque, attention seeking, over-stretched oompa-loompa
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Every year brings forth a gushing fountain of fat sluiced
away from the love handles and beer guts of our nation’s great obese warriors.
We have trawled through the depths of the oceans and soared through the
fluffiest clouds across the globe in order to find the world’s most amazing
diets. They are neither fads nor fakes but real, long term measures to keep
human bodies young, fit and perfectly toned. Regardless of your age these diets
will add years onto your life, and firm up your sagging fat sacs...
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