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| Would you ditch your sex life for telepathy? |
With the continual bombardment from the mainstream media telling us how we should look, we thought that we would highlight the people who don't look right and ask you the reader:
Would you trade your body for theirs?
This particular mutant is called Joe Bubble, and he has a second brain in his oversized nose. This creature is part of Joe, but allows him to connect to the internet, read other people's thoughts and even control other people's actions at will. Although this unsightly lump with a face is blessed with extra perceptory gifts, the way it looks is too sickening for the Hollywood A-list wannabes out there.
So think have a think about it and let us know the answer to the ageless question:
Would you trade your body for theirs?
Send your reply to:
Lieutenant-Colonel Bodysnatcher
15 Creosote Avenue
Wymondham
Norfolk
NR5 9AS
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