Monday, 2 January 2012

How the stars relax part 4: Lindsay Lohan

I am an arse Clarinet virtuoso

Lyndsey Lohan, Septic Venezuelan knee wart, and time travelling blob of smegma, likes to relax by shoving a clarinet up her arse and playing the back catalogue of 'Acker Bilk'.

By Roland Barnacle

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