Who Do You Choose?

The dog in the above picture is called 'Bovril' and he is wearing a tailored suit from savile row. He is dapper and well groomed, and a very healthy looking dog indeed

Mr Virgil Branflake is also well groomed, healthy, suitably suited, and dapper.

However one of these two individuals needs to be put down as there is only enough money for one of them to survive in the care home they belong to due to Government cut backs, and fake economic reform amidst a manufactured recession.

The choice is a tough one to make.

Who do you choose?

The well groomed, and healthy dog named 'Bovril' wearing a dapper suit?

Or the healthy, well groomed man called Mr Virgil Branflake, also wearing a dapper suit?

Answers on a postcard...


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Collage artwork by Arnie Canoe

Written by Arnie Canoe