The Apes Have Evolved

The year is 3978 AD.

The post apocalyptic wasteland that is Earth has endured a reversal of fortune for the two dominant species that exist on Earth: Man and Ape.

Where as once Man was the dominant species, now it is the great Ape that is the dominant of the two species.

However, as the years have passed, with Earth slowly evolving, and recovering to a more lush state, so to the great Apes have slowly evolved, adapting and changing their natural primal behaviour, to something far more serene.

And so it is that the great Apes have now warmed to the wearing of tight leather clothing, and corset like body armour caressing every muscle and sinew.

Riding Horses at a frightening pace to scare and round up the humans has been replaced with slow, leisurely jaunts through the woods and streams, taking humans on days out using flamboyant wagon trains pulled by their well groomed stallions.

Gone are the savage beatings of Man, and staggering uncontrollable rages, being replaced by tree top banana parties, desert bowls competitions, canyon yodelling, tree planting and flower cultivating, and also woodland fashion shoots.

The savage great Apes have evolved.

Evolved into a far more gentile form of Ape. 

Creating a idyllic Utopia for all of Gods creatures including Man.

Welcome

To Planet of the Gaypes.


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Written by Tommy Dandruff

Artwork by Arnie Canoe