Walking Labia Part 2: Meg Ryan

Are you interested in having bionic legs?

Here we have a perfect example of a patient straight from the corridors of the Baron Frankenstein school of plastic surgery with a 'trout pout' that looks more like a labia than a mouth.

'Meg Ryan' along with many other actors, and actresses have succumbed to the notion that by having grotesque plastic surgery, lips the size of rubber rings, and other surgical procedures such as the 'Cranial twizzle', and a recently developed technique called the 'Non-surgical chin slap', that they are prolonging their careers for an infinite number of years. This is clearly nonsense.

The movie industry as well as the music industry, only has a need for a mind controlled slave that will mindlessly promote, advertise, and take part in the Illuminated Industries sinister agenda without question. These Illuminated individuals could not give a rats cock what moronic vegetables like 'Meg Ryan' look like so long as they serve their masters.

So what next for people like 'Meg Ryan'?

What if the newly promoted Illuminated accessory for all the fake plasticated mind slaves in Hollywood was to have false legs? No need for airbrushing photos. No more cellulite. No more fat. The false legs could be bionic making jumping through dense thorny hedges, and over really tall brick walls a walk in the park. All that would be required would be the removal of your own legs, and $100'000 of your Corporate shill money for a set of bionic legs, and a month in the Baron Frankenstein school of plastic surgery. Then the work would just roll in like never before...unless the Illuminated Industry decide you are past your sell by date that is.


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Written by Roland Barnacle