The Diamond Jubilee Golem

Just as the diner
Sat down at the table
After a brief visit
To the toilet
For a minor adjustment
Of his snagging pants
A small rip
In the fabric of space
Opened up
Spewing out
A rather sleepy
Yet ultimately dumb looking
Red, White, and Blue
Diamond Jubilee Golem
With a soft splat
The Golem landed
Onto the diners
Succulent salmon
With creamy sauce topping
And
After a brief internal yawn
That caused stomach rumblings
And a brief expulsion of gas
The Red, White, and Blue
Diamond Jubilee Golem
Slowly closed
His tired eyes
Leaving the hungry diner
To watch open mouthed
As his food
Slowly
Turned
Cold


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Image by Arnie Canoe

Written by Arnie Canoe