Freaky Fashion Part 2

We are fashion icons

Oh dear! It looks like the Beckham's have gone a bit too far with their constant changing of freaky fashion styles, and ever changing hair cuts.

This image shows Victoria sporting the muzzle of a big cat which by all accounts is very much in this season, as well as the surgically attached eyes of another sorry individual who probably didn't need a pair of eyes anyway.

As for David, well this Bobby Charlton styled peroxide flick gives him the look of a reject from shat munchers Take That, and yet again a set of surgically attached eyes from yet another random stranger really does add to this mutated freaky fashion look.

Strangely enough nobody seems to be paying a blind bit of notice to this couple of mind spanked individuals, and this could be due to the fact that either nobody gives a flying arse spurt about them, or alternatively that nobody gives a flying arse spurt about them.

Whatever people think about this couple of bum twigs, the fact remains that, regardless of what people may think, they are still both in the eyes of INK Ltd a couple of bum twigs.


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Collage by Arnie Canoe

Written by Roland Barnacle