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NEWS JUST IN
Here we have a Royal World exclusive from the 'News just in' reporter Colin Murr, and his photographer Johnny Phlegm.
The above image of our Saxe-Coburg Gotha Germanic Queen Elizardbeth has her sporting the hat she will be wearing on the evening of her Diamond Jubilee Babylonian celebrations.
The hat, in the shape of a giant pudding, is to be worn in honour of her hereditary inbred clan of puddings, the Saxe-Coburg Gotha dynasty, whom Queen Elizardbeth is directly descended from.
This is the first time that the pudding hat has been seen in public before the ghastly Diamond Jubilee Babylonian ceremonies, and our reporter Colin Murr has stated that he was told by one of the footman to Queen Elizardbeth that "No puddings were harmed in the creation of the Queens Diamond Jubilee hat"
As for the cost to the tax payers of this rather appropriate hat, which incidentally was made by milliner to the stars Sir Gladstone Bovine Papercut the 3rd, it is reported to be in the thousands, and will more than likely never be worn again after the lavishly sickening Diamond Jubilee celebrations.
NEWS JUST OUT
Report by Colin Murr
Photograph by Johnny Phlegm
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