How The Stars Relax Part 20: Des O'Connor



I love whistling inane tunes

Des o'connor, cryogenically frozen mahogany sideboard, and whistler of innane tunes, likes to relax by getting pissed up on cooking sherry and racing around his garden using his very own NASA designed Jetpack.


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Written by Roland Barnacle