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Here we have the stepford versions of the Scientology mind blanks 'Tom Cruise' and 'Katie Holmes', and the voice for Sooty and Sweep 'David Beckham' with his favourite piece of plastic garden furniture 'Victoria Beckham'.
Unfortunately due to poor programming these four robotic clones are incapable of relating to human beings, and therefore cannot quite grasp why they are continuously being photographed, asked to star in corporate commercials and movies, asked to front Olympic campaigns and brain spanking cults like Scientology, and constantly handed their own brands of products to sell from clothing to toiletries, when all four of them have been given an inability to be genetically talented in any conceivable manner.
This is because the select few have no need to be talented.
As the saying goes 'Blood is thicker than water', so when you are part of the family a lack of talent or intellect does not need to be a hurdle to stop an individual getting on in life.
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Image by Arnie Canoe
Written by Roland Barnacle
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