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| A right Royal satanic mix up |
Here we have another example of the Royal satanic hierarchy as they are caught shifting from one form to another.
This time Prince of Puddings Charles, and his favourite horse Camilla can be clearly seen with their heads being replaced by a rather long skewered sausage, and a tan coloured cowboy boot.
It is inevitable that from time to time this kind of mutated mix up will be captured by the lens of a skulking in the shadows paparazzi. However it is deeply unfortunate that this type of situation happens on social engagements such as this one where the embarrassment is a bit like answering the door to the Avon lady only to realise that you have forgotten to get out of the Sinbad outfit you wore from the previous nights bedroom swashbuckling extravaganza.
As the Diamond Jubilee draws ever closer like a stagnant egg bound fart, it is clear that more Royal Mutations are likely to (they will) be seen like the hideous monstrosity above.
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Written by Hector the Mute
Image by Arnie Canoe
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