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| Tartan Misery |
Here we have another long awaited instalment of 'The many faces of Victoria Beckham'.
With a jaw line similar to that of an anorexic shovel frequently used by burly men to dig huge footings for colossal houses, and a vacuous pout similar to that of a recently butchered halibut, Victoria's incredible array of modelling poses are a serious force to be reckoned with by any of today's standards.
Tartan Misery is one of Victoria's favourite looks, and you will very often find her sporting this look when doing photo shoots for numb brained magazines full of celebrity hierarchical bloodlines, and fashion shoots at local council recycling centres.
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Written by Roland Barnacle
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