Modified Chaney's Slaughter Appendix

Cut-Up and Sausages

The above cut-up piece of writing is a combination of two separate pieces of work from the files of Roland Barnacles 'News Just In' body of work.

I have spliced the two pieces together in a way that is meant to reflect the angular way that Roland writes, and puts together his work.

'News Just In' is a ridiculous, surreal, and at times pointless collection of fake news reports,  put together and reported exactly as any real news report would do. The two pieces of Roland's work I have chosen are 'Lon Chaney's Gibbering Appendix', and 'Genetically Modified Slaughter'. Both are equally as ludicrous and therefore work really well together.

As for the choice of image to obscure the text ever so slightly, this was chosen by Arnie Canoe simply because he really likes sausages even more than a dog does.


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Cut-up by Spartacus Mole

Written work supplied by Roland Barnacle

Image chosen by Arnie Canoe (had to put this otherwise he would have sulked)