Royal Mutations: Part 1

The Hereditary inbreds striking a pose



Here we have a wonderful Royal portrait just in time for the Queen reptoids Diamond Jubilee celebrations.

As you can see from this image though the Royals have been caught whilst shifting from one form to another, and unfortunately the result is a rather Royal mutated mix up.

Such a shame this rather awkward mutation has happened at such a perfect moment, and what is even worse is the fact there is the very high probability that this will happen again as this is part one of a new Instant Nowhere Kulture segment entitled 'Royal Mutations'.

For more scathing dissections of the Royal reptoids, reptilian updates, reptilian diary, surreal short stories, celebrity mockings, and a whole world of alternative Kulture go to www.instantnowhere.com for a slice of an Instant Nowhere Universe.


Written by Hector the Mute

Image by Arnie Canoe