Thursday 12 April 2012

The Harridan waffle irons: Part 1


Inane waffle and dribblings


As Valerie Snatch waffled
Like a smacked out rhino
All mouth foam and head bobble
Her neighbour Brenda Bunion
Shell shocked by the verbal barrage
Could only nod in agreement
And answer
Out of politeness
Even though
She hadn't the faintest clue
Or idea
Of what the fuck Valerie 
Was actually talking about



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Written by Tommy Dandruff

Drawing by Charlie Cornflake




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