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| What happened to the cup-a-soups? |
Well it was all very strange really
One minute Colin was minding his own business
Casually wandering
Like a half baked man spam
Down the soup aisle
At his local supermarket
Carefully deciding
What flavour cup-a-soup to buy
When in a flash
Colin was standing amidst a battle scene
Gazing eye to eye
With a rather fearsome
And ever so slightly
Thuggish looking
Axe wielding
Russell Crowe
Who was galloping furiously towards him
Dressed in tights
And leather tunic
And atop a pure white horse
It seemed that Colin
Had somehow
Whilst wandering the soup aisle
At his local supermarket
Slipped through a rip
In the fabric of time space itself
And into a battle scene
From the eye wateringly shit
And arse clenchingly embarrassing
Remake
Of Robin Hood
However
Only one thought now remained
In Colin's tiny mind
And that was if Russell Crowe
Angry and with a beard
Had any idea
How the bloody fucking hell
Colin could find his way back
To the soup aisle
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Image by Arnie Canoe
Written by Tommy Dandruff
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