New NHS reforms poster

 

 

We care for your health

Here we have the new poster for the NHS after the newly proposed reforms have been implemented.

As you can see there will no longer be any need for a Hospital bed as an old chair, preferably recycled from a skip will be required. This will help to save cash, and this will also help to do our bit to combat Global warming which really does exist, and is not made up at all by the Globalists.

The recovery position is to be replaced by the 'Reclining' position and is quite simply the dumping of an individual into an armchair, settee, deckchair, or beanbag so they can recover in their own time. This will enable Hospital staff to get on with looking for another job as they won't be needed in the long term due to high patient mortality rates.

As you can see the reforms are for the greater good, and it is about time we realised that the Government really does have our best interests at heart.


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Written by Roland Barnacle

Collage artwork by Arnie Canoe