How the stars relax part 18: Sir Paul McCartney

I'm a Swiss cheese arse bender



Sir Paul McCartney, Swiss cheese arse bender, and false leg ventriloquist, likes to relax by covering himself in seaweed, and terrorising small children pretending to be a sea monster.


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Written by Roland Barnacle