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| Would you ditch your sex life for extra limbs? |
With the continual bombardment from the mainstream media telling us how we should look, we thought that we would highlight the people who don't look right and ask you the reader:
Would you trade your body for theirs?
This particular mutant is known only as Britney Dunghill, and has been born with six arms, six hands, and 30 fingers. These arms are part of Britney, but allows her to multi-task by carrying shopping bags, straightening her hair, engaging several lovers at once, opening doors, holding an ice cream cone and coke bottle, all at the same tme. Although this unsightly octo-woman is blessed with extra perceptory limbs, the way she looks is too sickening for the Hollywood A-list wannabes out there.
So think have a think about it and let us know the answer to the ageless question:
Would you trade your body for theirs?
Send your reply to:
Lieutenant-Colonel Bodysnatcher
15 Creosote Avenue
Wymondham
Norfolk
NR5 9AS
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