Thursday, 9 February 2012

Free section from 'Twat' magazine: 'We are normal'



Ginger grease and rubber faced sweat




Here we have part:1 of a section from 'Twat' magazine titled 'We are normal'.

As you can appreciate there is absolutely fuck all normal about the two talentless cretins pictured above. The layers of sarcasm here are very deep indeed!

Ginger grease on a putrid stick of misogynistic and racist hatred 'Jim Davidson' is easily an individual who is very easy to despise. There is nothing pleasant about this pasty comedic saucepan, and his vile views towards many different individuals prove what a monumentally forgettable working men's club dinosaur of a relic he really is.

As for rubber faced sweat stained shop dummy 'Bobby Davro' here we have a classic example of a 'No trick pony' with about as much entertainment value as watching the natural movement of a patch of soil for 24hrs. His impressions are about as believable as the NASA Moon Landings and I am amazed he was able to even have a career based on having even less talent than a stationery marble.

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By Roland Barnacle








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