News Just In : Face of Mussolini found on a tray of fruit scones

Scone but not forgotten

NEWS JUST IN:


Reports are coming in from unreliable sources of the discovery amongst a tray of fruit scones of the face of long dead Italian fascist leader Benito Mussolini.

The face was apparently discovered by a sour faced ole murray mint stinking harridan called 'Ms Brenda Bunion' after she had taken the tray out of the oven some time earlier today.

Confused at first Ms Bunion initially thought that the face was just a really squashed and burnt sultana with a bowler hat on. But it wasn't until closer inspection that Ms Bunion realised the true identity of the image before her.

When News just in decided to meet the old crone, Ms Bunion was asked how she felt on discovering the face of Benito Mussolini amongst a tray of her fruit scones, she replied "I have terrible pains in my legs from varicose veins, and I am often incontinent to the extent where I need a life jacket in my own living room".

News just in decided to have a close look at the tray of fruit scones and indeed the face of Mussolini was clear for all our eyes to see.

However it must be pointed out that just because we here at News just in have stated that we have indeed seen for ourselves the face of Benito Mussolini amongst a tray of fruit scones, this does not mean that we cannot be payed even more to say something entirely different as opposed to the truth that is on offer.

  
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Reported by Colin Murr

Picture by Johnny Phlegm