The adventures of T.V. repair men 'Murtin and Marphy'

We are totally inept

Here we have two socially inept men called 'Steve Marphy' and 'Eddie Murtin'.

'Steve' and 'Eddie' are former actors who are now T.V. repair men and they spend many hours a day travelling from street to street, across the country dealing with all the jobs you would expect T.V. repair men to have to deal with which is most frequently problems with the functioning of a customers T.V. set.

Unfortunately though 'Steve' and 'Eddie' have absolutely no ability in fixing T.V. sets, and spend most of the day trying to read to the customers from their self penned scripts such as 'Another day without a sock', 'Beryl and the wicker basket full of old stuff', and 'The return of Captain Twiglet'.

However their inability to be able to actually fix a T.V. set leads them into a ridiculous world of surreal adventure and danger as they armchair wrestle with 'Mickey Rourkes' former face dressed in tight blue leotards, tackle violent penguins with chins, are chased by men with missing feet, and endure seismic clashes with their nemesis 'Barry Tadpole' king of the amphibians.


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Written by Tommy Dandruff

Image by Heston Quiff