Image from 'Twat' magazine issue 2: Helena Bonham Carter

I'm the star of Bullseye

Here we have another free image from the magazine called 'Twat' which is produced by the creative team at INK Ltd.

The above image of 'Helena Bonham Carter' was just after she had won a Bafta for her staring role as the quiz master in the film remake of the TV game show 'Bullseye' which originally stared 'Jim Bowen' as an over exuberant genetically modified northern dullard, who on a weekly basis tried to make sense of the contestants inabilities to throw darts at each others heads without making contact.

A special mention was also made on the night of the Illuminated award ceremony of 'Mrs Bonham Carters' ability to not require any special make-up effects on the set of 'Planet of the Apes', the remake carefully put together but her husband 'Pickled Tim' whilst he was quietly having a gigantic dump at a local shopping mall.


By Arnie Canoe