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| Sooty and Sweep's new voice |
It has been announced that Fabio Capello, the former England manager is to be the new voice for childrens programme 'Sooty and Sweep'.
An unreliable source confirmed the ridiculous news after receiving a call from an imaginary neighbour of 'Matthew Corbett' the ginger nut biscuit behind the Sooty and Sweep show.
The caller who cannot be named as we don't know it, said that "Mr Capello" had "Mastered the art of incoherent voice squeaks" during his time as England manager. The annonymous caller also stated that because of his newly aquirred vocal gift Mr Capello felt it was "Neccessary to put his vocal talents to good use" and quickly arranged at meeting with Sooty and Sweep.
A source close to somebody said that the meeting was like a "Match made in heaven", and said that the room was "Electric with excitement" at the prospect of such a collaboration.
When News just in tried to contact 'Mr Capello' to confirm the news our calls went straight to voicemail, but not before first hearing what sounded like a "Grumpy old man chewing a stick who had just sucked the helium from a barrage balloon" asking us to leave a message?
Could this voice have been 'Mr Capello's', the new voice for Sooty and Sweep?
Here at News just in we are still awaiting an answer to this ludicrous question, and preposterous story.
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Written by Colin Murr
Picture by Johnny Phlegm
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