The Golems and the giant pastries

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Here we have two hapless Golems that have stepped into a world of giant eccles cakes and assorted pastries.

Being so dumb the Golems believe that the giant cakes and pastries are actually able to converse like people, and spend much of their daft time and existence talking in Golem gibberish at the inanimate pastries.

The Golems are a new breed of super evolved humans who have decided to relinquish all common sense reasoning, understanding of any known subject, language and all forms of normal conversation, as well as knowledge of anything that enables mankind to open it's mind to that above the level of a freshly squeezed dog turd.

We must oppose this taking over of our minds before we to find ourselves having inane chats with giant pastries in the corner of some dumb wet street.


By Arnie Canoe