Collage: All Back To Mine

Raise your concrete glass
With paper trail in closet
Gangrene yourself a new personality
Strip down cold war jackets
Raise purple ruffles to the moon
Spray scent into your eyes brown widening
Call out names blue turbo
Wood shaving bags in corner wet shade
All back to mine
For a custard tart replay
And rum truffle fondling
Without the happy medium
Of being in the end contented
Draped in sunflower knitted scarf
Long length to red knees
keeping warm your knocking knee caps
All back to mine
All back to mine
For a finger of fudge
And a half time giggle resistor
All back to mine
All back to mine


Yet again a huge thanks to INK House Studios collaborator Spartacus Mole for taking the time to construct these cut-up words to go with my piece of collage artwork. The collage is 50 cms x 50 cms, and is available via the deviant art link on our website along with many other pieces of artwork.

For more collage artwork, abstract paintings, comic strips, illustrations, cut-up writing, magazines, music by The Harridans and Fat Wife Skinny Husband, political satire, and much more visit www.instantnowhere.com and subscribe your armpits to an Instant Nowhere Kulture.


Abstract Collage by Heston Quiff

Cut-up words by Spartacus Mole

FRAUD: Lady GaGa

Puppet of the illuminated record industry 'Lady GaGa' is seen here with what looks like a halo behind her MK ULTRA blasted mind. Her vacuous expression which is an attempt to look serene, just ends up looking like an oxygen starved halibut that has just flapped onto dry land.

Lady GaGa's stage act, videos, songs, and public appearances are riddled with symbolism, and ritualistic elements of the Illuminati. Her outrageous costumes very often show that what we are dealing with here is somebody who is clearly a shell manipulated into dancing to somebody else's tune altogether whether she likes it or not.

FRAUD, sums up not only this lobotomised freak, but also the fake and superficial illuminated record industry that has perverted all that was once great about music, and turned it into nothing more than a freakshow for the talentless.


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Image by Arnie Canoe

Written by Roland Barnacle

Harry The Harridan And The Jellybean Rainstorm

In preparation for going outside
Into the rain
And torrential hailstorm
Which incidentally
Sounded like a drum solo
On the tin roof
Of his shed
Harry the Harridan
Put on his favourite
Bright Yellow
Waterproof coat
And matching face mask
Opened the door
Of his rather dilapidated
And unstable shed
Stepped outside
And stopped dead
In his tracks
Realising in an instant
That it was not rain
Or a torrential hailstorm
That was causing
Drum solo type noises
On his tin roof
It was in fact
A torrential downpour
Of Millions
And millions
Of multi-coloured
Jellybeans
Harry looked on bemused
Paused for a few brief seconds
Looked skywards
Opened his mouth
And spent
The next ten minutes
Filling his greedy mouth
With the torrential
Downpour
Of Jellybeans


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Image by Arnie Canoe

Written by Tommy Dandruff

Anti-Capitalist Golem

Here we have yet another mindless Golem seen here at a recent protest rally demonstrating against the pincer like grip of the fascist capitalist system.

Unfortunately though the Golem has no idea what he is doing at this protest march, or what capitalism actually stands for, he is just blindly following the crowds as always like a fat sheep with a stitched up mouth.

And even when the Golem is bowled over by a slobbering Police Horse, he just grunts and grins believing this violent action to be part of this fun day out he is taking part in.


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Artwork by Arnie Canoe



  

The pursuit of a new personality

Who do you want to be in life?

Here we have an old collage from the early nineties which was part of an exhibition that I held to show off my collage artwork.

The exhibition was held at my local library for a week and involved yours truly being subjected to a vast array of odd individuals passing through the library, and leaving incomprehensible comments in my comment book, along with faint odours of urine, hot sausage rolls, cold coffee, and Murray mints.

In hindsight it may have been an idea to construct some form of cordon to at least protect me from the flashes of insanity coming from the people viewing my work, but to be honest the whole experience was simply that, an experience, and I wouldn't change it for the world...although it would have been nice to actually sell something even if it was to somebody who smelt of cold coffee and piss!

As for the collage it is about the pursuit of a new identity, or new personality that is different from the one we exist as for most of our lives. Some people are happy with who they are, where as some people strive to become someone, or something else altogether.


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By Heston Quiff

Abstract art squit 12

Abstract 12

Here we have an abstract image that is available along with all of my other work on INK Ltd's website at www.instantnowhere.com and via our Deviant Art page which can be also found on INK Ltd's website.

The abstract image above was created using watercolours, marker pens, pencils, fine line pens, and coloured crayons.

My inspiration for the above abstract image was again from the graffiti artists of New York, and specifically the Hip Hop scene from the late eighties.

The above image is available in many different sizes, and is also available as stickers, magnets, and many other mediums including canvases.

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By Heston Quiff

Abstract Art Squit

Abstract 17

This abstract image was created whilst listening to an improvisation by experimental band 'The Harridans'.

I really enjoy listening to music when I am creating my artwork, and for me some of my favourite work has been created whilst listening to music by 'The Harridans'.

The track that I was listening to by 'The Harridans' was called 'The smelling corridor of History', and is a very stark, lengthy improvisation, but with flashes of optimism littered throughout the composition.

The blue panels of colour and line are the drum parts, whilst the black lines are the guitar parts that splice everything together. Vocals are represented using red line, and the flashes of optimism are the green background colours.

Angular key changes and tempo changes throughout the songs, and improvisations of the Harridans are a real inspiration when creating abstract artwork.

For more information on 'The Harridans' and all other creative outputs visit the INK Ltd website at www.instantnowhere.com for a complete Kultural alternative.


By Heston Quiff

The Bilderberg Bitch and the golem



Golem 6

Here we have a cumbersome golem accidentally stumbling onto the set of the hideous new film about the life of 'The Bilderberg Bitch' Margaret Thatcher.

Normally the golems unintelligible 'Garks' and 'Gronks' would be impossible to decipher or indeed understand, but here in this environment full of hideous reptoids, Illuminated freemasons, and ghastly individuals bellowing more carbon emmisions from their foul gobs than the Baku-Tbilisi-ceyhan pipeline, the golem is actually able to fit in really quite well.

For more insight into the world of the golems, and other creative oddities visit the INK Ltd website at www.instantnowhere.moonfruit.com and immerse yourself in an alternative Kulture.


By Arnie Canoe


  

Fragments of random universes

Universal fractures

Here we have a collage constructed using horizontal strips to try and create a multi-dimensional cross section of different universes all coexisting at the same time.

This idea is something that I apply to a great deal of my work as I am very interested in the possibility of this concept of multiple universes all coexisting at the same time being an reality.

Science Fiction has always been of interest to me, and time travel, along with multiple realities are the elements that have always intrigued me more than anything else.


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By Heston Quiff

Size up some

What is being 'Sized up'

This collage was created back in the winter of 2002.

Again the fragmented image is almost smashed together in a similar way to some of my other work. This is to create the illusion of two separate universes colliding together in a seemingly random manner, but linked together by the slogan of the actual piece.

What is it that is being 'Sized up'?

That is for you to decide.


This piece along with an enormous collection of different styles of artwork are available at INK Ltd's website at www.instantnowhere.moonfruit.com take a look and subscribe to your favourites.


By Heston Quiff

Tosspot magazine: 2 free pages



Tosspot Magazine

Here we have 2 free pages from the 1st issue of the INK Ltd magazine 'Tosspot'.

The magazine will be available on a monthly basis, and will only be available via subscription from our website.

The above image is in fact 2 internal pages from Tosspot magazine and is A4 in size. When part of the magazine each image will become A5 in size as they are individual pages from the magazine.

Tosspot is about splicing together many different types of magazines in a kaleidoscopic manner to turn the originals into a fractured mix up of themselves.

To subscribe to this and many other weird, humorous, ludicrous, and highly imaginative creative outputs go to www.instantnowhere.moonfruit.com


By Heston Quiff

The golems and the giant pork chops with grilled tomatoes



Golems 5

Here we have another dilemma for the golems as they have stumbled into a world of giant pork chops and grilled tomatoes.

Unfortunately the golems are so stupid they really cannot tell the difference between humans and giant pork chops garnished with grilled tomatoes.

As the golems bumble about gibbering their dumbed down language of 'Garks' and Gronks' to each other, as well as to the giant pork chops and grilled tomatoes that pass them by, what is clear is that the golems have rendered themselves so detached from reality that they are even unable to converse with a giant pork chop, let alone a human being.


By Arnie Canoe

Hitler and the honey bee

The darkness within light: Image 2

Here we have one more image from the conceptual body of work containing a previously posted collage titled 'The dead acrobat of asylum'.

The image of Hitler and his evil entourage spliced with a mans face covered with honey bees, is again a reference to something within life that brings darkness/death, and something in life that is of crucial importance to us (without bees where would we be-no pun intended), and therefore bringing us light/life.

All of the other images that go together to form this entire conceptual body of work will be available shortly via INK Ltd's website along with many other forms of creative works.


By Heston Quiff

The dead acrobat of asylum

The darkness within light

Here we have a collage that is part of a selection of images that form part of a conceptual body of work that only use newspapers, black and white pictures, and any shading of words or images devoid of colour.

The main concept is basically 'The darkness within light', and can be interpreted in many ways by the viewer of the images.

The face behind the skull is child killer 'Ian Brady', easily one of the most evil men to crawl out of this country, and a perfectly good reason for bringing back the death penalty.

All of the content within this collage links in with the overall concept contained within the others that I have created, so to fully understand the piece they must all be viewed together, and this way they should all make perfect sense (Makes sense to me anyway).

The rest of the images in this conceptual collection will all be available to see shortly on the INK Ltd website. Details will follow soon.


By Heston Quiff

Abstract art squit 16



Abstract 16

Here we have another abstract piece of artwork that was created whilst listening to the experimental band 'The Harridans'.

The track this time was called 'Law is will' and is one of my favourites of all their songs.

From a dynamics point of view the abstract piece of artwork mimics the flashes of rage within the song as well as the carefully spaced changes in tempo and volume.

This time the blood red sections are the vocals as they are filled with venom and rage. The black lines are the drum parts that weave around the vocals in a tight yet jagged fashion. As for the guitar parts these are represented by the pastel coloured lines, as well as the blue streaks weaving throughout.

Again I have used Many different types of pens, colours, markers, and watercolour pencils to create this piece of abstract artwork.


By Heston Quiff

Hockney's guardian angel

I feel like I am being watched daily

After sifting through some magazines I found some great images of the artist 'David Hockney' that I have decided to cut out and use within my collage artwork.

The above image of David Hockney is one of my favourites due to the huge fur coat that he is wearing, and the orange trilby styled hat that he has perched on his head.

I really love the colours on the wall behind him as well, and the fragment of slogan for cough sweets gives the image an extra dimension. I also like the old styled car that you can just see a part of as this gives the image more of a feel of the period the original photograph was taken in.

As for the model taking up the other half of the image, I decided to use this picture as I felt that because of the way she was looking, it was as if she was watching over the image of David Hockney like some type of guardian angel who had decided to keep an eye on him when he goes about his daily routine.


By Heston Quiff

Abstract art squit 15

Abstract 15

This abstract piece of artwork was created whilst listening to a track by an experimental band called 'The Harridans'.

The name of the track is 'Murder to the beat' and starts off with a lengthy improvised intro of drums and guitar, which then launches into a heavy repititious tribal drum rhythm, accompanied by a very linear guitar part that threads through the whole track.

Vocals also help to pin down the experimental feel, whilst adding some very dark elements to give the song more conceptual weight.

In the abstract piece of artwork the black lines represent the vocals, the blood red sections are the drum rhythm, all of the lighter pastel tones are the linear guitar part, and all of the other colour shadings are the improvised sections.

The tiny gaps of light within the piece refer to the only section of the song that is in 4/4 time.

Everything else within the song are played in very angular odd time signatures.


By Heston Quiff


 

Wild eyed and on a leash

Here we have a rather surreal drawing of a wild eyed old man with his demonic beasts on a leash.

Normally my drawings are nothing like this but I have been working down at INK Studios with Heston Quiff of late, and he suggested an abstract approach but without losing the complete form of my character drawings.

I am pleased with the outcome as you can still see the figure of the wild eyed old man, his walking stick, and even his hat amongst the abstract approach of the image.

The demonic beasts were originally going to have more of a dog like detail, but Heston suggested that leaving these images with a slightly unfamiliar form would give it more of an abstract edge and other worldly feel.


Drawing by Charlie Cornflake.

Inspired by the strange world of Heston Quiff

Is this a new root or an old Tree?

Collage 3

This Collage is all about the distraction techniques that we are deliberately subjected to every day that try to divert our eyes from the true nature of reality that is happening right in front of us.

What do you see?

What do you want to see?

Are we all too complacent to the fragments of reality that are riddled with pain and suffering all around us because we are all far too busy, and content to drink ourselves into oblivion, or immerse ourselves in a world in which our primal instincts of a sexual nature are all that really drives us.

When will we decide to see for ourselves, without distractions or external manipulation, the reality that we are told is reality, for the monumental illusion that it really is.


By Heston Quiff

The price of a Technotronic Age

Every year more and more of the Rainforest's are being destroyed.

More and more species than ever are being being driven to extinction by the hands of corporate industries who are driven by the lust for money over life.

Capitalist driven consumerism drives us all into a virtual reality in which our lust and drive for objects of no real value leaves us in a 'Technotronic Age' which is cold, calculating, and lifeless.

This virtual reality of greed fuelled consumerism is detaching all of us from the true nature of our being, and it is also pushing us all further away from being truly in touch with who we are as a species.


By Arnie Canoe