Size up some

What is being 'Sized up'

This collage was created back in the winter of 2002.

Again the fragmented image is almost smashed together in a similar way to some of my other work. This is to create the illusion of two separate universes colliding together in a seemingly random manner, but linked together by the slogan of the actual piece.

What is it that is being 'Sized up'?

That is for you to decide.


This piece along with an enormous collection of different styles of artwork are available at INK Ltd's website at www.instantnowhere.moonfruit.com take a look and subscribe to your favourites.


By Heston Quiff

Therapy sincerity

Therapy sincerity
Leaves me in need of an oxygen mask
Oh therapy
Sincerity

Therapy sincerity
Makes me roll nauseous sideways
Oh therapy
Sincerity

Therapy sincerity
Goads me to a distant padded cell
Oh therapy
Sincerity

Therapy sincerity
Turns my mind into piles of dust
Oh therapy
Sincerity

I just can't seem to handle
All the pressure that's thrown at me
Your Western sincerity
Leaves me in need of some therapy

My dreams are now broken
From the barrage of your bullshit
Your western sincerity
Leaves me pleading for therapy

Therapy
Therapy
Your Western sincerity
Therapy
Therapy
Your western sincerity
Therapy
Therapy
Your western sincerity
Therapy
Therapy
Your Therapy sincerity


This song was written in the summer of 2004 whilst under huge pressure at work.

It forms part of a collection of songs that revolve around the pressures of a capitalist driven workplace, society, and culture.


To view all of the songs in this collection, or to view any of the other musical outputs from the musicians at INK Ltd visit our website at www.instantnowhere.moonfruit.com
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By Spartacus Mole

Free section from 'Twat' magazine: 'We are normal'



Ginger grease and rubber faced sweat

Here we have part:1 of a section from 'Twat' magazine titled 'We are normal'.

As you can appreciate there is absolutely fuck all normal about the two talentless cretins pictured above. The layers of sarcasm here are very deep indeed!

Ginger grease on a putrid stick of misogynistic and racist hatred 'Jim Davidson' is easily an individual who is very easy to despise. There is nothing pleasant about this pasty comedic saucepan, and his vile views towards many different individuals prove what a monumentally forgettable working men's club dinosaur of a relic he really is.

As for rubber faced sweat stained shop dummy 'Bobby Davro' here we have a classic example of a 'No trick pony' with about as much entertainment value as watching the natural movement of a patch of soil for 24hrs. His impressions are about as believable as the NASA Moon Landings and I am amazed he was able to even have a career based on having even less talent than a stationery marble.

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By Roland Barnacle

Poster for experimental band 'The Harridans'

Here we have a poster that was created for experimental band 'The Harridans'.

It was created in the build up to a local gig that they had which resulted in them clearing the pub during a sound check before they had even started their set!

The black and white imagery of the old crone down a foggy alleyway scavenging for any old scraps is priceless. Her startled expression was just begging for a caption.

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By Arnie Canoe

Tosspot magazine: 2 free pages



Tosspot Magazine

Here we have 2 free pages from the 1st issue of the INK Ltd magazine 'Tosspot'.

The magazine will be available on a monthly basis, and will only be available via subscription from our website.

The above image is in fact 2 internal pages from Tosspot magazine and is A4 in size. When part of the magazine each image will become A5 in size as they are individual pages from the magazine.

Tosspot is about splicing together many different types of magazines in a kaleidoscopic manner to turn the originals into a fractured mix up of themselves.

To subscribe to this and many other weird, humorous, ludicrous, and highly imaginative creative outputs go to www.instantnowhere.moonfruit.com


By Heston Quiff