Collage: Wolf Boy And The Number 12 Bus

As Wolf boy sat
Alone in the Bus shelter
Waiting for the number 12 Bus
To take him to
Remington Place
His mind started to drift
And reminisce
About his long lost love
Margaret Sykes
And all of the special things
That Wolf boy
Adored about her
The way she tied her hair back
With pieces of old string
How she looked
In a polka dot bikini
Made from old curtains
Her brilliant use
Of foul language
In the cinema
And the way
She used to delicately
Suck
Cheap lollipops
Whilst watching "Casualty"
On her Portable
Colour T.V set
Which was balanced precariously
On the edge
Of a worm ridden
Wooden table
Standing lonely
In her tiny
Living room
And as the memories
Started to reside
Slowly into the Back
Of his mind
Wolf boy suddenly looked up
Quite startled
And
In a blind panic
Dashed out of the Bus shelter
Howling at the top of his voice
As the last
Number 12 Bus
Of the evening
Drove on by


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Collage by Heston Quiff

Written by Tommy Dandruff

Collage: Dress For The Moment

In casual distant memory box
On top of sand dunes cluttered
Viewing metal porpoises rusting
In calm sea dancing
To aquatic underwater symphonies
Swirling Wurlitzer blows bubbles
Drifting galleons down supper hastily
Inside out ribbons of fancy
Trailing against soft pink handshake
Cut into sections side pockets
Dowsed with petals silver showers
Enveloping her slow smoke bellows
Raising onwards to ageing rafters
Oiled torso twisting delicate
Drapes of silken blue tender
Inside neon red signs of adulation
Collecting teardrops in a tea cup
Without spilling the buried temptation
All rise
Dressed in shining golden armour
All rise
Dressed in tight leather tourniquet
All rise
Dressed in slim suit soft tailored
All rise
Dressed in white gown alter scurry
All rise
And wet embrace
Your invisible friend
Whilst slowly
Entwined with barbed wire
And casually
Spoon fed dripping honey
Yet always
With everlasting freedom
Dressing
For the moment


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Collage by Heston Quiff

Cut-up writing by Spartacus Mole

Collage: All Back To Mine

Raise your concrete glass
With paper trail in closet
Gangrene yourself a new personality
Strip down cold war jackets
Raise purple ruffles to the moon
Spray scent into your eyes brown widening
Call out names blue turbo
Wood shaving bags in corner wet shade
All back to mine
For a custard tart replay
And rum truffle fondling
Without the happy medium
Of being in the end contented
Draped in sunflower knitted scarf
Long length to red knees
keeping warm your knocking knee caps
All back to mine
All back to mine
For a finger of fudge
And a half time giggle resistor
All back to mine
All back to mine


Yet again a huge thanks to INK House Studios collaborator Spartacus Mole for taking the time to construct these cut-up words to go with my piece of collage artwork. The collage is 50 cms x 50 cms, and is available via the deviant art link on our website along with many other pieces of artwork.

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Abstract Collage by Heston Quiff

Cut-up words by Spartacus Mole

Collage: Free Time Must Be Used Productively

Collecting dust in a rain cap
Without Archibald crouching shadows
Smiling like an orange Nuclear flower
Entering silver goblets carefully
Brazen whip cracks tidy
Living in a bucket lonely
If only the cryptic bunnies could dance
Wet squelching feet
Rome red polished door
Solid green laughter
Watching the tartan bombay numb squad
Amidst metal tins and psychedelic bins
Play with transistor lottery nests
Molten beats drip
Rectangular chocolate eye flutters
As time floats past
Astride bronze chariot wheelbarrow
Our time so free
We must use it wisely
Our time so free
With a productive conductor
Of elemental traffic cone mountains
Transmitting
Intermittently
Free time
Must be used
Productively


The above collage is 100cms x 70cms, and the cut-up words that accompany it were very kindly constructed yet again by Spartacus Mole.

All of the INK House Studios artwork can be found by visiting our website and clicking on the deviant art link.

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Abstract collage by Heston Quiff

Cut-up words by Spartacus Mole

Collage: You Have Time

Artificial fragments combust
Two coins rusty till burnt orange
A scattering of audible applause
Individual hand cuffs for the dejected
Thinking with pink visions
Steel door closes in a flash
Clanking with buckets crashing
Into a ceramic pond
Littered with frozen fish
Caught in suspended animation
Looking for a clean breath
Not dust bound
Without sky mites crawling
Over damp naked
Bodies of last years stories
And yet it still remains
In Country cold splintered
That with knee bones knocking
And finger nails chewed red
We still have time
To flatten our egos
With a loose tear in thimble
And a virtual mind no barricades
Remembering without fear
Or haunting cloaked figurines
That we will always
Have  
Time


The above collage is 100cms x 100cms.

Many thanks to Spartacus Mole for very kindly putting together the cut-up words that go together with the above abstract collage.

All artwork is available to buy from deviant art, and this link can be found via our website.


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Abstract collage by Heston Quiff

Cut-up words by Spartacus Mole

Collage: That Employee Will Not Be Discussing It

Here we have a collage that clearly shows the Stormtrooper style fascist approach that the Tory led Government, driven by the devious illuminated hidden hands within Whitehall, want to implement through the new proposed changes to employment law that would see employers given a free hand to get rid of any employee without question.

This complete disregard for the working class is clear for all to see, and would result in an almost tyrannical running of companies that would render the working classes even more powerless than before.

The Bilderberg Bitch 'Thatcher' destroyed the unions leaving workers high and dry and at the mercy of many of the nepotistic, greed filled, power hungry, and sociopathic control freaks that run many of the companies in existence today.

Everything up to this point is systematic in trying to silence, and keep down the working classes.

Why you may ask?

The answer is simple.

The working class are the majority, and majority rules.

This means that we, the working class have the power, and not the sinister grey suited reptoids that skulk and slither the corridors of power plagued by paranoid delusions of grandeur, fuelled by grotesque greed filled thoughts, and driven by a God like complex of hideous proportions.

Time for us all to finally wake up.


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Collage artwork by Heston Quiff

Written by Roland Barnacle

Abstract Collage: Sweet And Slow Voyeur

Here we have the second abstract collage that goes with the first piece of collage artwork called 'Darkest Tender'.

Both were created using the same materials and processes, and both are 100 cms x 70 cms. However where as the first collage 'Darkest Tender' is about the slightly darker side of eroticism, this piece called 'Sweet and Slow Voyeur', is about viewing the unattainable images in ones fantasies and dreams from a distance.

Although similar in style when seen together, the two pieces of collage artwork have a very different feel about them on closer inspection.

Both pieces of artwork are available via the deviant art link on our website.


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Collage artwork by Heston Quiff.

Abstract Collage: Darkest Tender

This collage has been created using a mix of acrylic paints, ink, spray paints, and a collection of different magazines of varying texture.

The collage is called 'Darkest Tender', the dimensions are 100 cms x 70 cms, and the piece is about sexual yearning, isolation, eroticism, and the darker side of sexual practises.

Another collage has been created to go alongside the above image, and both of these are available via the deviant art link on our website.

The second collage that goes with this piece will be posted shortly for those of you who are interested. For those of you that are not interested just close your eyes, count to ten, and I am sure it will just go away by the time you look again.


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Collage artwork by Heston Quiff

Searching For Barney Starkly

As Cynthia frantically searched
Like a Woman possessed
Through the rubbish bags
Plunging her hands wildly
Amongst the old
Rusty tins
Of dog food
Rotting chicken carcases
Maggot islands
Discarded syringes
Swarms of ants
And used Johnnies
She suddenly
Breathed a sigh of relief
At last she had found it
Against all odds
Right at the bottom
Of a half burnt
Sulo bin
Dripping with chip fat
And covered
With rice crispies
Her search
Was finally over
And after two
Long years
Of looking through
All the bins
On her estate
At last
Peering out
From the bottom
Of her very own
Chargilled bin
She spied the beady eyes
Of her long
Lost
Husband
Barney Starkly


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Written by Tommy Dandruff

Collage by Heston Quiff

Fat Wife Skinny Husband: Regret Parade

The above image is a CD inlay for the band called 'Fat Wife Skinny Husband'

The album is called 'Regret Parade' and refers to the pain, and regret etched onto peoples faces as they trudge back and forth to the jobs, and in some instances personal lives that they hate being in, yet are unable to escape from almost as if glued to some kind of brainwash conveyor belt like automatons on parade with no chance of escape.

The music is dark, lo-fi, cerebral, energetic, and in places improvisational.

Songs contained on this mini album are:


1) Simulated Marriages

2) Decline

3) BDSM

4) Termites in loco

5) My Kingdom sterile


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CD inlay artwork by Heston Quiff

Music by Fat Wife Skinny Husband

The Popularity Of Rupert Kilt

Being so well liked
Was a drag for Rupert Kilt
Walking down the street
Could take an eternity
Due to constantly
Being stopped
By passing ole crones
With hairy chins
And sovereign ring wearing
Shellsuit adorned
Chavettes
Jangling and skanking
To the tune of
Inbred Strum n Bass
Which was always
Blaring out
From mobile phone
Appendage
And every morning
Fan mail
Always graced
Rupert Kilt's doorstep
Letters of admiration
For his amazing hair quiff
Podgy bespectacled face
And his wonderful legs
Which dazzled
Like jewelled milk bottles
In the midday
Blazing Sun
The pressure
Of being so well liked
Was all to much
For Rupert Kilt
There was only one
Logical
Step
To dealing with this constant
Attention
And admiration
From ole crones
Chavettes
And most of
The worlds population
And so with that 
Rupert Kilt decided
To become a Junky
And sink into a world
Between worlds
And exist
In a forgotten universe 
Of lost souls
And broken dreams
This
His only solution
To the pain
Of being
So popular
In a world
Of discarded
Souls
And pointless
Popularity
Contests
Orchestrated
To enhance
Inadequacy
And fuel isolation


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Collage by Heston Quiff

Written by Tommy Dandruff

It's Like Happiness In A Can

Amongst the Disneyland distractions
Of giant mice
Spluttering ducks
And mind controlled
Puppets

Amongst the sordid hotels
With naked females
Leather whips
And lines of powdered
Ecstasy

Amongst the pepper bombed towns
With twisted shrapnel
spent shells
And children carrying
Loaded guns

Lives a hidden demon
Feeding from us
Each
And everyday
Living off our souls
And pushing us
Into the darkest
Of hidden
Corners
In the hope
We will never find
Happiness
In a can


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Written by Spartacus Mole

Collage by Heston Quiff

Hooray For Hollywood Waffle: T-Shirt Design

Here we have another T-shirt design from the bowels of INK House Studios.

The design itself is in the shape of a T-shirt, albeit a rather stretched, and anatomically deformed one, and consists of an image of one of Hollywood's most ridiculous characters 'Rambo'.

Played by one of the worlds most appalling actors 'Sylvester Stallone', Rambo is easily a great example of why Hollywood really is the producer of the most vacuous garbage on earth.

As you can see in the image Rambo's eyes are not his own, and the slogan above his thick skull is a piss take aimed at the applauding masses who view films like Rambo as 'Entertainment' even though it is amidst the carnage of Vietnam, and all the horrors surrounding what was yet again another great example of a manufactured drug war.


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T-shirt design by Heston Quiff

Poster For 'Up Rush' Music Improvisation Event

Here we have a poster for 'Up Rush' an improvised music event to be held at INK House Studios every month.

The event is to allow musicians total freedom of expression without any creative restrictions on form, style, or genre.

This event is also not about ability, technical proficiency on a chosen instrument, or musical preference. The event is purely about listening, and playing what you feel, as opposed to what you know.

A date for the first 'Up Rush' event, including all other details will be posted on our website, facebook page, and all social media outlets nearer the time to allow for bookings which will be treated on a first come first served basis due to limited numbers.

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Poster artwork by Heston Quiff

Pitch Noises And Watching

Here we have a collage containing two of the most vile creatures ever to slide across the earth: The Clinton's.

The mix of a PVC clad woman, coupled with two Satan worshipping scum posing as good, clean, and wholesome Christians with blood oozing from their eyes, is to highlight the seedy underpinnings behind the fake front portrayed by this foul couple of illuminated mass murderers, and globalist puppets.

When mindless, war mongering reptoids, like the Clinton's are portrayed as this clean cut image of devout religious content, with a love of peace, and desire to help humanity, it really becomes clear quite quickly that the globalist P.R. machine serving this bile up really is in need of a total overhaul by means of a very, very, large hammer.


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Collage by Heston Quiff

Written by Roland Barnacle

Demon With Pugwash Chest

The Demon
With Pugwash chest
Appeared in an instant 
From out of
The upside down text
Which was really 
A doorway
To another dimension
An alternate reality
Where demons
And bizarre entities
Spend all their time
With their feet up
Watching
Laughing
And soaking up
A never ending stream
Of children's programmes
From days
Gone bye


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Written by Tommy Dandruff

Collage by Heston Quiff

Heston Quiff's first class photo

Here we have Heston Quiff's first class photo.

Unfortunately a rather clumsy cow that was being looked after at the school called 'Colonel Trombone' has wandered through just at the wrong moment, slipped, and obscured poor Heston from the photo.

The school in question is Whitton Green Primary, and the year is 1977 or there abouts.

Oh! my eyes are now watering..must be an eyelash..or dust...or some kind of brain malfunction!

The innocence of youth.

Memories.

If some what obscured by a clumsy cow!


Posted by Heston Quiff

My Big Sister



The above collage is again constructed using many pieces of the same image in an attempt to create the illusion of looking at multiple reflections of one image, but through fragments of broken glass.

This kaleidoscopic effect is quite psychedelic in a way, and although there are many sections to look at within the collage, I have tried to ensure that the main image to be seen, the focal point of the collage, is as central as possible.

I love the warm burnt orange and subtle yellow colours contained within this piece, and these fit nicely with the person this collage is about, and that person is my 'Big Sister'.


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Collage by Heston Quiff

Slipping through the rips in space

"What is this place"?

As Harry the Harridan
Wandered bleary eyed
And lifeless
Like an automaton
Without a mind
Of it's own
He stumbled
Purely by accident
Through the tiniest
Of rips
In the fabric
Of space time itself
A world of pure
Random
Abstract
Beauty
A world
Without form
Without reason
Without rules
And a world
Held together
By a thread
Of infinite
Expression


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Written by Tommy Dandruff

Collage by Heston Quiff

The Invisible Curtsy

My mind is a waxwork dream

As Jeremy sat motionless
In his favourite
Navy blue
Armchair
Like a man blob
Wearing yellow
PVC
Raincoat
He reminisced
About intimate moments
With past loves
In joyous deserts
And tranquil forests
Listening to the running nectar
And the whistling breeze
But
As Jeremy's mind wandered
Like chubby toddler
In first time wobble
Biped excursion
He realised
that the recently swallowed
Psychedelic presents
That he had been kindly given
By an invisible curtsy
Were now starting
To kick in


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Collage by Heston Quiff

Written by Tommy Dandruff