As Wolf boy sat
Alone in the Bus shelter
Waiting for the number 12 Bus
To take him to
Remington Place
His mind started to drift
And reminisce
About his long lost love
Margaret Sykes
And all of the special things
That Wolf boy
Adored about her
The way she tied her hair back
With pieces of old string
How she looked
In a polka dot bikini
Made from old curtains
Her brilliant use
Of foul language
In the cinema
And the way
She used to delicately
Suck
Cheap lollipops
Whilst watching "Casualty"
On her Portable
Colour T.V set
Which was balanced precariously
On the edge
Of a worm ridden
Wooden table
Standing lonely
In her tiny
Living room
And as the memories
Started to reside
Slowly into the Back
Of his mind
Wolf boy suddenly looked up
Quite startled
And
In a blind panic
Dashed out of the Bus shelter
Howling at the top of his voice
As the last
Number 12 Bus
Of the evening
Drove on by
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Collage by Heston Quiff
Written by Tommy Dandruff
In casual distant memory box
On top of sand dunes cluttered
Viewing metal porpoises rusting
In calm sea dancing
To aquatic underwater symphonies
Swirling Wurlitzer blows bubbles
Drifting galleons down supper hastily
Inside out ribbons of fancy
Trailing against soft pink handshake
Cut into sections side pockets
Dowsed with petals silver showers
Enveloping her slow smoke bellows
Raising onwards to ageing rafters
Oiled torso twisting delicate
Drapes of silken blue tender
Inside neon red signs of adulation
Collecting teardrops in a tea cup
Without spilling the buried temptation
All rise
Dressed in shining golden armour
All rise
Dressed in tight leather tourniquet
All rise
Dressed in slim suit soft tailored
All rise
Dressed in white gown alter scurry
All rise
And wet embrace
Your invisible friend
Whilst slowly
Entwined with barbed wire
And casually
Spoon fed dripping honey
Yet always
With everlasting freedom
Dressing
For the moment
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Collage by Heston Quiff
Cut-up writing by Spartacus Mole
Raise your concrete glass
With paper trail in closet
Gangrene yourself a new personality
Strip down cold war jackets
Raise purple ruffles to the moon
Spray scent into your eyes brown widening
Call out names blue turbo
Wood shaving bags in corner wet shade
All back to mine
For a custard tart replay
And rum truffle fondling
Without the happy medium
Of being in the end contented
Draped in sunflower knitted scarf
Long length to red knees
keeping warm your knocking knee caps
All back to mine
All back to mine
For a finger of fudge
And a half time giggle resistor
All back to mine
All back to mine
Yet again a huge thanks to INK House Studios collaborator Spartacus Mole for taking the time to construct these cut-up words to go with my piece of collage artwork. The collage is 50 cms x 50 cms, and is available via the deviant art link on our website along with many other pieces of artwork.
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Abstract Collage by Heston Quiff
Cut-up words by Spartacus Mole
Collecting dust in a rain cap
Without Archibald crouching shadows
Smiling like an orange Nuclear flower
Entering silver goblets carefully
Brazen whip cracks tidy
Living in a bucket lonely
If only the cryptic bunnies could dance
Wet squelching feet
Rome red polished door
Solid green laughter
Watching the tartan bombay numb squad
Amidst metal tins and psychedelic bins
Play with transistor lottery nests
Molten beats drip
Rectangular chocolate eye flutters
As time floats past
Astride bronze chariot wheelbarrow
Our time so free
We must use it wisely
Our time so free
With a productive conductor
Of elemental traffic cone mountains
Transmitting
Intermittently
Free time
Must be used
Productively
The above collage is 100cms x 70cms, and the cut-up words that accompany it were very kindly constructed yet again by Spartacus Mole.
All of the INK House Studios artwork can be found by visiting our website and clicking on the deviant art link.
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Abstract collage by Heston Quiff
Cut-up words by Spartacus Mole
Puppet of the illuminated record industry 'Lady GaGa' is seen here with what looks like a halo behind her MK ULTRA blasted mind. Her vacuous expression which is an attempt to look serene, just ends up looking like an oxygen starved halibut that has just flapped onto dry land.
Lady GaGa's stage act, videos, songs, and public appearances are riddled with symbolism, and ritualistic elements of the Illuminati. Her outrageous costumes very often show that what we are dealing with here is somebody who is clearly a shell manipulated into dancing to somebody else's tune altogether whether she likes it or not.
FRAUD, sums up not only this lobotomised freak, but also the fake and superficial illuminated record industry that has perverted all that was once great about music, and turned it into nothing more than a freakshow for the talentless.
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Image by Arnie Canoe
Written by Roland Barnacle
Here we have a collage that clearly shows the Stormtrooper style fascist approach that the Tory led Government, driven by the devious illuminated hidden hands within Whitehall, want to implement through the new proposed changes to employment law that would see employers given a free hand to get rid of any employee without question.
This complete disregard for the working class is clear for all to see, and would result in an almost tyrannical running of companies that would render the working classes even more powerless than before.
The Bilderberg Bitch 'Thatcher' destroyed the unions leaving workers high and dry and at the mercy of many of the nepotistic, greed filled, power hungry, and sociopathic control freaks that run many of the companies in existence today.
Everything up to this point is systematic in trying to silence, and keep down the working classes.
Why you may ask?
The answer is simple.
The working class are the majority, and majority rules.
This means that we, the working class have the power, and not the sinister grey suited reptoids that skulk and slither the corridors of power plagued by paranoid delusions of grandeur, fuelled by grotesque greed filled thoughts, and driven by a God like complex of hideous proportions.
Time for us all to finally wake up.
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Collage artwork by Heston Quiff
Written by Roland Barnacle
Here we have the second abstract collage that goes with the first piece of collage artwork called 'Darkest Tender'.
Both were created using the same materials and processes, and both are 100 cms x 70 cms. However where as the first collage 'Darkest Tender' is about the slightly darker side of eroticism, this piece called 'Sweet and Slow Voyeur', is about viewing the unattainable images in ones fantasies and dreams from a distance.
Although similar in style when seen together, the two pieces of collage artwork have a very different feel about them on closer inspection.
Both pieces of artwork are available via the deviant art link on our website.
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Collage artwork by Heston Quiff.
This collage has been created using a mix of acrylic paints, ink, spray paints, and a collection of different magazines of varying texture.
The collage is called 'Darkest Tender', the dimensions are 100 cms x 70 cms, and the piece is about sexual yearning, isolation, eroticism, and the darker side of sexual practises.
Another collage has been created to go alongside the above image, and both of these are available via the deviant art link on our website.
The second collage that goes with this piece will be posted shortly for those of you who are interested. For those of you that are not interested just close your eyes, count to ten, and I am sure it will just go away by the time you look again.
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Collage artwork by Heston Quiff
The dog in the above picture is called 'Bovril' and he is wearing a tailored suit from savile row. He is dapper and well groomed, and a very healthy looking dog indeed
Mr Virgil Branflake is also well groomed, healthy, suitably suited, and dapper.
However one of these two individuals needs to be put down as there is only enough money for one of them to survive in the care home they belong to due to Government cut backs, and fake economic reform amidst a manufactured recession.
The choice is a tough one to make.
Who do you choose?
The well groomed, and healthy dog named 'Bovril' wearing a dapper suit?
Or the healthy, well groomed man called Mr Virgil Branflake, also wearing a dapper suit?
Answers on a postcard...
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Collage artwork by Arnie Canoe
Written by Arnie Canoe
Here we have yet another mindless Golem seen here at a recent protest rally demonstrating against the pincer like grip of the fascist capitalist system.
Unfortunately though the Golem has no idea what he is doing at this protest march, or what capitalism actually stands for, he is just blindly following the crowds as always like a fat sheep with a stitched up mouth.
And even when the Golem is bowled over by a slobbering Police Horse, he just grunts and grins believing this violent action to be part of this fun day out he is taking part in.
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Artwork by Arnie Canoe
Here we have a poster for a club to be held down at INK House Studios specifically for all you vinyl junkies out there (Big Swell this includes you as well).
The club is called strangely enough 'The Vinyl Junkies', and will allow people to bring a selection of their vinyl down each week, which we will then play, listen to, enjoy (hopefully), and talk about if there is anything to talk about of course.
When I say vinyl by the way I don't mean flooring, so for all you vinyl flooring junkies out there A) This is not the club for you B) This is not the club for you.
All musical interests are welcome, however here is a brief idea of the types of music we here at INK House Studios enjoy listening to: Krautrock, Free jazz, Industrial, Electronic, All forms of improvisational music, Psychedelic rock, Blues, Small particles of country music (Johnny Cash), NO COMMERCIAL CHART MUSIC, Avant-Garde, All forms of Minimalist music, Proper Hip Hop (not Jay'z or Dr Dre), Funk, and all of Sir Elton John's musical output...Not really that was just a joke, a bit like Sir Elton's feral wig weave. Hopefully the above list will prevent somebody turning up with the back catalogue of 'Des o'connor', or something equally as painful.
That being said the club is open to everyone, but you must leave your ego at the door, and your pretentious overcoat in the downstairs cupboard to avoid embarrassment.
All details including times, dates, and price (which will be minimal) will be available shortly via our website, social media sites, and local advertising.
For more information on the above, along with all other events visit our website at www.instantnowhere.com and divulge your inner cravings to an Instant Nowhere Kultural Universe.
Poster by Arnie Canoe
Written by Roland Barnacle
Here we have a T-shirt design featuring Scarface himself 'Tony Montana'.
The above image shows 'Tony Montana' in a blood soaked, and coke fuelled rage, as his wife has yet again handled the sprouts on his dinner plate in a less than satisfactory manner.
The poor handling of 'Tony Montana's' sprouts has not only caused carnage on a monumental scale and an enormous body count, but it has also left the kitchen in an awful mess which his wife will now have to clean up at some point later on.
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T-shirt design by Arnie Canoe
The above image is a CD inlay for the band called 'Fat Wife Skinny Husband'
The album is called 'Regret Parade' and refers to the pain, and regret etched onto peoples faces as they trudge back and forth to the jobs, and in some instances personal lives that they hate being in, yet are unable to escape from almost as if glued to some kind of brainwash conveyor belt like automatons on parade with no chance of escape.
The music is dark, lo-fi, cerebral, energetic, and in places improvisational.
Songs contained on this mini album are:
1) Simulated Marriages
2) Decline
3) BDSM
4) Termites in loco
5) My Kingdom sterile
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CD inlay artwork by Heston Quiff
Music by Fat Wife Skinny Husband
The Baron Frankenstein School of Plastic Surgery has all the answers to your superficial facial concerns.
As you can imagine the woman above would lead a life of misery due to the fact that she has the face of two painted children instead of two eyes, a nose, and a mouth. But for only £150 this lady is able to transform her face into something altogether more socially acceptable, and alluring to the opposite sex, saving her from the pain of living her life like that of a social leper and a freak.
Surgical techniques available for £150 are as follows:
1) The cranial knee stretch
2) Rosy cheek bleaching (for the arse also)
3) Nose brow configuring
4) Ear sculpting
5) Dr Chisels elbow tightener
6) The floundering Trout mouth
So for only £150 you too could transform your life with the help of our highly skilled, and CRB checked Romanian surgeons who, due to Government visa restrictions, will only be available for a short period of time before deportation.
Remember, The Baron Frankenstein School of Plastic Surgery can change your life from that of a socially inept reject, into a Hollywoodised stepford biped, and all for the price of a cheap night out with one of the cast from Holby City.
So go on....Transform your life at The Baron Frankenstein School of Plastic Surgery.
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Collage by Arnie Canoe
Written by Roland Barnacle
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Oh dear! It looks like the Beckham's have gone a bit too far with their constant changing of freaky fashion styles, and ever changing hair cuts.
This image shows Victoria sporting the muzzle of a big cat which by all accounts is very much in this season, as well as the surgically attached eyes of another sorry individual who probably didn't need a pair of eyes anyway.
As for David, well this Bobby Charlton styled peroxide flick gives him the look of a reject from shat munchers Take That, and yet again a set of surgically attached eyes from yet another random stranger really does add to this mutated freaky fashion look.
Strangely enough nobody seems to be paying a blind bit of notice to this couple of mind spanked individuals, and this could be due to the fact that either nobody gives a flying arse spurt about them, or alternatively that nobody gives a flying arse spurt about them.
Whatever people think about this couple of bum twigs, the fact remains that, regardless of what people may think, they are still both in the eyes of INK Ltd a couple of bum twigs.
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Collage by Arnie Canoe
Written by Roland Barnacle
Here we have a first glimpse of the front cover for the Diamond jubilee issue of 'Twat' magazine.
Whilst mindless revellers dowse themselves with lashings of peasant subservience, amidst the glare of a towering display of disgusting monarchic wealth, pompous Babylonian ceremony, and royalist power, 'Twat' magazine dissects, dismantles, and flips a colossal middle finger to the hereditary royal Germanic inbreds, and all who kneel to them.
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Collage by Arnie Canoe
Written by Roland Barnacle
Amongst the Disneyland distractions
Of giant mice
Spluttering ducks
And mind controlled
Puppets
Amongst the sordid hotels
With naked females
Leather whips
And lines of powdered
Ecstasy
Amongst the pepper bombed towns
With twisted shrapnel
spent shells
And children carrying
Loaded guns
Lives a hidden demon
Feeding from us
Each
And everyday
Living off our souls
And pushing us
Into the darkest
Of hidden
Corners
In the hope
We will never find
Happiness
In a can
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Written by Spartacus Mole
Collage by Heston Quiff
Here we have another T-shirt design from the bowels of INK House Studios.
The design itself is in the shape of a T-shirt, albeit a rather stretched, and anatomically deformed one, and consists of an image of one of Hollywood's most ridiculous characters 'Rambo'.
Played by one of the worlds most appalling actors 'Sylvester Stallone', Rambo is easily a great example of why Hollywood really is the producer of the most vacuous garbage on earth.
As you can see in the image Rambo's eyes are not his own, and the slogan above his thick skull is a piss take aimed at the applauding masses who view films like Rambo as 'Entertainment' even though it is amidst the carnage of Vietnam, and all the horrors surrounding what was yet again another great example of a manufactured drug war.
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T-shirt design by Heston Quiff
Here we have a poster for 'Up Rush' an improvised music event to be held at INK House Studios every month.
The event is to allow musicians total freedom of expression without any creative restrictions on form, style, or genre.
This event is also not about ability, technical proficiency on a chosen instrument, or musical preference. The event is purely about listening, and playing what you feel, as opposed to what you know.
A date for the first 'Up Rush' event, including all other details will be posted on our website, facebook page, and all social media outlets nearer the time to allow for bookings which will be treated on a first come first served basis due to limited numbers.
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Poster artwork by Heston Quiff
Here we have a collage containing two of the most vile creatures ever to slide across the earth: The Clinton's.
The mix of a PVC clad woman, coupled with two Satan worshipping scum posing as good, clean, and wholesome Christians with blood oozing from their eyes, is to highlight the seedy underpinnings behind the fake front portrayed by this foul couple of illuminated mass murderers, and globalist puppets.
When mindless, war mongering reptoids, like the Clinton's are portrayed as this clean cut image of devout religious content, with a love of peace, and desire to help humanity, it really becomes clear quite quickly that the globalist P.R. machine serving this bile up really is in need of a total overhaul by means of a very, very, large hammer.
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Collage by Heston Quiff
Written by Roland Barnacle
