Jap's Eye: Hitch a Ride on the Thatcher Fame Train

Hitch a Ride on the Thatcher Fame Train

Whilst the fake tears of irrelevant elite scum fall for the cameras at the public pisstake that is Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher's funeral, we at Jap'a Eye decided enough is enough...We need our star to fire higher in the sky, and to do so we need to use the lame Tory spectacle of Thatcher's death to do so.

So we went to the streets and interviewed several people who claimed to know the real Maggie the Maggot Thatcher. 

The first person we interviewed was a self-proclaimed Thatcherite, Lord Obese Stupid Peasant-Beater. Although Peasant-Beater has bluer blood than the most inbred royal fuckwit, he also has claimed to bear witness to an astonishing fact: when Thatcher finally died a green fog billowed from her corporeal body and the place where the heart should be was actually a vortex leading to a special Tory black hole.  

'Well, I was there with several of my brethren and we were holding our usual ceremonial sex rituals with the dead corpses of friends, acquaintances, strangers and family members. On this occasion we were trying to resurrect the ghostly apparition of our fix-it man Jimmy Savile. My honourable gentleman Lord BBC Child-Killer, brought along the holy and only pair of underpants that belonged to Jimmy Savile.' 

'As Thatcher had spent many a Christmas dinner with Savile, it seemed only appropriate that the two could be united in vile death.' 

'Instead what we exhumed was the corpse of Tory politics. It was a pretty grisly affair betwixt as it was with decaying body parts from former Tory ministers such as Edward Heath, Winston Churchill, Lord North, Spencer Perceval and other semi-dead coenobites hidden in the dark cloisters in the soulless land of Toryism.' 

'This corpse is now negotiating an arms deal with Lockheed Martin to mercilessly destroy the entire North Korean population and I for one wish it all the Bally best!' 

The next person we interviewed was a self-proclaimed honest working class moron called Barry Barking who comes from Barking and spends most of his time barking with dogs down the race tracks at Barking. 

'Yep, loved that fucking kunt I did y'know, cos y'know she was a right fucking kunt in charge. Ya always knew where ya stood with 'er, normally in the gutter or in a big pile of shit, but ya always knew where ya stood with 'er, normally on the edge of a deep crevice or with ya cock in a guillotine but ya always knew where ya stood with 'er, y'know always knew. Y'know, ya just knew, y'know...' 

After several minutes of repetition, waffle, and 'y'knows' our great English working man Barry Barking fell onto all fours and starting imitating the behaviour of an ailing bulldog that was puffing its way through the street. At this point we had to terminate the mterview as we do not understand the howling and the barkings of a man-dog. 

Next on our interview trail was Majorie Constipation, a lady with an unfortunate name and an even more unfortunate medical condition that has ruined her life, the medical condition known as: being middle class in Britain. It is such a travesty that the ruling elite allow such horrific ailments to go unchecked when surely the most humane antidote would be some form of compulsory euthanasia.  

Alas, we continued the interview with such heavy thoughts in our hearts:

'Well Baroness Thatcher was a marvellous lady, a real lady with a sure sense of propriety. I voted her at every election because I adored her conservative fashion sense. I own several Launer London hand bags to conceal my block of stone that I carry around with me at all times. My starched pussy bow is de rigeur with both myself, my children and my grandchildren, due to its supreme artificial snootiness that it exudes.'

'Although my sex life died on my wedding night my main pleasures extended into my dotage from just watching Baroness Thatcher peering out at me from the Daily Telegraph very day in the 1980s. Whether I was at home baking cakes for my alcoholic husband or starching my legs to be even straighter Baroness Thatcher's image was forever embedded in my ever shrinking mind.' 

After several hours of hearing from Marjorie Constipation our journalist committed suicide by slitting their own throat with a piece of soft cheese made from the udders of Ms Constipation. It was a very slow and very painful death but completely unavoidable. 

We spent days and days trying to find more people with good things to say about our heroine Thatcher but unfortunately they were either completely insane or mentally deficient (current members of the Tory party), or so completely slimy that they slithered into a puddle of vapid patriotic sludge (current and past members of all political parties) or they were too intent on selling themselves on the back of canonising the Thatcher (Geri Halliwell, John Lydon etc). 

Alas, we had to content ourselves with this final missive from an illiterate borderline simpleton peasant who claims to have worked as a footslave on the Thatcher estate in Grantham. He was merely referred to as Jack from Grantham: 

'She be deedle dum a rum pe pum pum. Her dad be a right rummun and he did like put his naked carrot up some young girls hairy bum. He did be right sexualist like be shove his hand up young girl skirt and done touch her naughty bit in front. And he like do something naughty with all young girl in town in his grocers shoppe and like did like beat me hard with stick and stone and use my mouth as wheelbarrow. I done ate maggot marrow and chow down lots of specks of dirt...' 

Again as seems befitting of a national treasure the dull and dreary anecdotes abound from all walks of life. I just hope we weren't too late to jump on the bandwagon of using the Thatcher to re-launch our career.
 

By Narcissus Shameless-Opportunist

Colonial Imperialism

As the world descends into ever more chaos and madness, we here at Instant Nowhere Korporation stand in bemusement at the ignorant rabble who are flailing about to the sound of the moriah conquering wind beating them in the face.

We have had the Libyan debacle, whereby we are told that Gaddafi is dead and the murdering, raping, killers of the Libyan 'resistance' forces are on the side of progress. Unfortunately, a lot of the population in Britain believes such shameless propaganda lies. In reality the British and US imperialists have acquired another country to rape of its resources.

We are having the Syrian debacle, which is surprisingly similar to the Libyan debacle.

We are due to have the North Korean debacle, which, you have guessed it, is surprising similar to the Syrian debacle, which was surprisingly similar to the Libyan debacle, which was surprisingly similar to the Iraq debacle.

These are all countries within Bush's original axis of evil and John R Bolton's beyond the axis of evil. They are just missing Cuba and Iran. However, these two countries will follow.

In another more honest and less bullshit spewing era of humanity, these manoeuvres carried out by Anglo-American imperialism would be called out for what they are:

Colonial imperialism

The strategy in Iraq 2003 is their blueprint:

1. Start a propaganda war against a small country's leadership: call them a fascist, a dictatorship, a 'Hitler' etc etc. Create a devastating press release on a continual basis describing the harrowing conditions of the people living in the country.
2. Once propaganda has been carried out in a saturated form, the lump of population who have become brainwashed will bay for the blood of the 'evil tyrant' and will want the people to be liberated and / or the 'tyrant' murdered; an eye for an eye.
3. Continue the propaganda and silence any dissenters. Add a legal reason to start a war with the country in question. For example, make the war either a humanitarian mission to save the people. Or make it a war about the terrible threat that the current authoritarian regime holds to the rest of the world and its closest neighbours. If the latter option is chosen, lie blatantly about the capacity of the country to be able to annihilate Western civilisation at the drop of a hat and it is only a matter of time before this takes place.
4. Get support from other countries eager to attack the 'evil tyrant' and his 'fascist regime'. These countries will be promised rewards equal to their level of support as the spoils of war.
5. Alienate other countries that you wish to invade next. These countries are to be labelled as cowards and sympathisers of evil regimes. Perhaps their regime needs to be looked at next.
6. Once a coalition of vultures has been put together ensure that the business plan is put into motion: assign the contracts out to the weapons manufacturers to ensure that they are paid large sums of tax payer's money to be used on the civilians of the country to be invaded.
7. Put together the contracts for the companies who will be instructed to re-construct the invaded country when it has been obliterated. The money to pay for the re-construction works will be paid for by the country that has been obliterated.
8. Ensure that when the country has been obliterated that the IMF is involved in order to finance the deal at a rate of interest so stratospheric that the country will never recover and pay back the debt. This gives the option of returning time and time again to invade whenever required.
9. As the country will have important minerals or other vital resources a plan must be agreed upon as to how these spoils of war will be divided. The local population will be paid a pittance to assist with the work required to draw the mineral / resources out of the ground.
10. Find a local disgruntled militia or 'rebel' force who are already in the country or in a neighbouring country. These will be funded and trained by the invading countries. It is better for these grunts to be used as cannon fodder to do the donkey work and sell their own country out in advance.
11. The 'rebel' force must be portrayed in all propaganda as a force for the good, even if they commit atrocities and war crimes, and even if they are reactionary thugs with a history of crimes against humanity.
12. Deploy the 'rebel' force and use this to attempt to destabilise the current regime. This must be portrayed in the propaganda as an attempt to liberate the country from the repressive and evil tyrannical regime. Any force used by the country's leadership to suppress the 'rebel' forces must be presented in the worst possible light and seized upon as news headlines for weeks. This ensures that a negative viewpoint is held about the current regime.
13. When the time is right remove business interests out of the country to a safe haven and deploy UN or NATO sanctioned troops into the country. The reason for war will be either: humanitarian reasons (to save the population from the tyranny) or pre-emptive safety (to save us all from the mad dictator and his attempts at destroying the whole world). Obviously these are extremely flimsy pretexts based upon total lies but they will work every single time.
14. Label anyone in your own country as a traitor if they do not support their 'own troops' who are sent to invade the evil country. These traitors must have no viewpoint portrayed accurately in any of the propaganda. They must be demonised, mocked, and generally made implausible through a thick barrage of lies, disinformation and suppression.
15. Do as much damage to the country that has been invaded but do not attempt to win the war. The war must go on for as long as needed for the business interests involved to make as much profit as possible through manufacturing and selling arms.
16. The resources should be secured first and business production should begin immediately. Construction work should only start after the infrastructure of the country is completely destroyed and a large percentage of the population is dead through carpet bombing, murder by ground troops, rape, burning, and starvation. This is essential to completely demoralise the victim population.
17. Minorities and majorities in the devastated country must be made to hate each other and this hatred must lead to fratricidal acts against one another. Chaos must reign supreme and a centralised state must be strongly discouraged.
18. One of the goals of invading a country is to ensure that it can never stand on its own two feet ever again. All attempts at self-governance must fail.
19. The invading armies must be presented as liberators in the propaganda to their own civilians. It does not matter how they are portrayed to the devastated country. It is probably better that the devastated country hates them and attacks them because the troops are only there as cannon fodder. It is better for the working class lads to be killed in a foreign country fighting for a worthless cause rather than back in their own country fighting against their own government. The longer the 'war' goes on the longer they need to stay.
20. Whilst the country is in a state of chaos it is then important to begin the re-construction works and sign the deal with IMF. The country will then be re-colonised under the mantle and auspices of 'freedom' and 'liberation' from the evil tyrant who ruled before.
21. Do not run any stories in the propaganda that show our troops or our policies as causing problems in the country. If they slip through the net then a heavy barrage of criticism should be implemented. The offending person should be thoroughly discredited.
22. It is essential that a myth should be constructed as to why we had to 'liberate' the country and a fairytale should replace reality. An entire treasure trove of merchandise from video games to toy soldiers and Hollywood movies should be made about the 'war' or 'liberation'. It is helpful to recruit more young working class men and women to the armed forces, navy and air force in order to use them as cannon fodder in the next war.
23. After a significant time period only occasional mention of the war should be made in the propaganda but it should be negative concerning the population of the country and positive about the aims of our leader's military concerns and efforts to re-build the country.
24. Write a glowing fairy tale into the history books and after a generation everyone will believe the lie to be the truth.

By Raygun

Only a Handful of People Exist 8: Simon Cowell

Chronically thick and dull: Nervous Exhaustion or Botox Poisoning?

Modelling himself on the world’s most boring men: John Major, Norman Lamont and Mitt Romney, Simon ‘eye drooping disease’ Cowell, is an avid member of the Dull Men’s Club, and uses phrases learnt in such dreary climes in his everyday life much to the disgust of his peers and public alike.

Simon Phillip Cowell fell out of the guts of his ballet dancer and socialite mother Julie Brett, whilst she was passing through the scum of Lambeth, London. After realising that this measly little termite was in fact her spawn, she decided to bring him up in her usual rich residence of Elstree, with her music industry executive husband Eric Selig Phillip Cowell.

Funnily enough, the young Cowell, despite being exceedingly dull and thicker than a vat of industrial glue, managed to hoist himself up through the ranks of the music industry. The fact that his father was executive at EMI may have had a slight hand in his ridiculously misplaced fate.

In return for favours from Cowell’s daddy, music moguls such as Ellis Rich, Iain Burton and slimy slug Pete Waterman, took the useless cretin under their wings. Bumped from dull man to dull man, the boredom-inducing muzak sludge these grey men distributed severely affected Cowell. Mistaking the effects of brainwashing of the cretinous masses as being good for humanity, Cowell found a use for his dreariness: find the most dull people on earth and use daddy’s vast wealth to promote them through brainwashing techniques that Joseph Goebbels would baulk at.

It was this mixture of extreme dilettantism, stupidity, arrogance and dullness that enabled the abysmal human failure, Cowell, to plague the world with his ghoulish butchering of music. Despite having to move back in with his parents due to his disastrous inability to sell crap pop singles to the masses in the 1980s, he still managed to find a way onto TV with the boil-in-a-bag monstrosity Sale of the Century.

Cowell thrived in such a boring capitalist environment. His love of selling junk at bargain prices was rekindled and he moved from this deficient game show to signing up severely deficient and extremely talentless acts for his own music label (funded by daddy).  Curiosity Killed the Cat, Sonia, Five, Westlife, Robson & Jerome, and Ultimate Kaos were all signed up and sold to the dumbest of the dumb through the impressive brainwashing techniques Cowell learnt from his father.

Taking puerility to the extreme, bore Cowell decided to unleash his own recipe of what he considered to be cutting-edge talent: novelty recordings featuring the likes of Teletubbies, wrestlers of WWF, Zig and Zag and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, were showered on the masses like the fallout from an atomic explosion. Not only did such shite destroy the minds of millions, but it also pushed the increasingly dull Cowell higher in the media world’s pecking order.

Cowell then went into tacky overdrive by creating the world’s worst programmes, which made infant’s TV programmes seem impossibly intellectual. Pop Idol, X-Factor and the whole Got Talent ground bait shows were spawned from the exceedingly sick brain of Cowell and his acolytes.

Millions of dehumanised morons tuned in to watch fellow imbeciles parading their talentless wares on modern day freak shows. If Cowell had an understanding of history, he would realise that he has become a 21^st century RT Barnum but with a difference: Cowell’s freaks are 5 minute wonders who do not realise they are freaks and that they are being used. After the show is over they do not return. They are used up and spat out. Cowell then moves onto the next freak to parade and make his money.

Further mindless garbage from the supreme purveyor of crap are the shite TV shows American Inventor, Celebrity Duets, Grease is the Word, Rock Rivals, and Red and Black? Rumours abound that the ludicrous TV show ideas that Alan Partridge once put forward such as cooking in prison, monkey tennis and inner city sumo are in Cowell’s mind to be put into production. Apparently Cowell is trying to work his way around the copyright on these ideas so that he can pass these off as his own and add to the £200 million in his bank account.

Nowadays, Cowell can be spotted lurking around the corridors of the recording studios for his lame TV shows, seeking out new sex fodder to satiate his decaying libido. Stepford wives Danni Minogue and Cheryl Cole have been recent additions to his harem of boredom. It’s amazing how the rich and famous will do anything for a bit more money and fame, a weakness that turgid mental squalor Cowell exploits to his great advantage.

According to some sources, Cowell sleeps in a room filled with mirrors and photographs of himself, John Major, Norman Lamont, Mitt Romney and David Cameron, to remind him just what it is to be the botox bore of the universe.

Unfortunately for humanity, just like it takes generations for nuclear waste to no longer contaminate land, so it will be the same for the vile waste that Cowell has contaminated the world with. The world’s first one man cultural Chernobyl or media Fukushima is here to stay as he putrefies over the next thirty years. God save us all.

By Raygun

Only a Handful of People Exist 7: Nicolas Cage

A putrid acting disaster

A snort, a whinny, a stamp of the hoof, and possibly the most irritating rip-off of James Stewart's down-home drawl, introduces you to one of Hollywood's most incurable doses of the clap, Nicholas Kim Coppola. 

Known to the anserine masses hooked on Hollywood tranquilisers as loveable Nicolas Cage, this scrambled-brain simpleton is in actual fact the nephew of his rather famous uncle Francis Ford Coppola. In order to pass himself off as just an ordinary guy during the 1980s he changed his last name to 'Cage'. This also fitted in with his delusional state of mind due to the sad and tragic fact that he thinks he is a super hero like Luke Cage. In reality the only thing super about this clown is his superannuated ego and the sales figure of his comic book collection.

In true time-honoured style this hound- dog faced half-wit was groomed by his uncle who put him into two of his own films to appeal to 80s American yoof. Ping-ponging himself from 'cult' film to 'cult' film, the turgid oaf appeared completely out of his depth and out of orbit. It was then that he discovered the world of blockbusters and cheap and nasty plastic Hollywood scripts. At last he had found his true place in the movies. Not having to play difficult to interpret parts, where he had always consistently failed, but to play himself over and over again, in gut-wrenchingly mediocre form. The slobbering drawl worked its way through truly shocking pap such as Face/Off, Snake Eyes, Leaving Las Vegas and The Rock. 

But the real shite dropped from Hollywood's rectum for the pan slosh of World Trade Centre, possibly the worst movie ever made and also the most ludicrous script ever conceived. Cage gobbled it all up to put himself right on display as the all-American hero saving the day, if not his bankrupted estates, for the whole world to look on in awe.  Here is a man who will do anything to keep himself in the public eye and gorge on his fame for all it's worth. Even if that meant exploiting other people's tragedy and twisting the truth so much it snapped. Cage is the man. The very definition of Mr Corrupt, Shifty and Hypocritical.

The world's worst ever remake of The Wicker Man really showed just how completely talentless an actor you would have to be to make an amazing classic film turn into a vat of steaming excrement. Cage you've done it again my son. Profit over talent. One in a million. Can't wait to read Cage's book on the secrets of his 'acting' technique, which he ridiculously calls 'nouveau shamanic'. As Cage suffers from malapropisms most severe we translate this to really mean 'nouveau shambolic' because Cage is the furthest removed from a shaman you can actually get. 

Here we have a spoilt brat thrust into the starlight despite having no talent, no ability, but a famous uncle who could grease some palms and bring this loathsome snake to the forefront as one of Hollywood's biggest earning 'actors'.

Our 'nouveau shaman' managed to blow his $40 million a year salary and mindlessly forget to pay in the region of $7 million of federal tax. An honest mistake any castle owner could make. It must really be tough to be a multimillionaire like Cage and his non-existent acting skills coupled with his legendary way with the women (2 divorces, 1 marriage lasting for a couple of months, and domestic abuse against his current stepford wife) make him a real loveable chap, just like you or I. 

We can hardly wait to hear about his next divorce, the next property he sells for millions of dollars, the next property he buys for millions of dollars and the next woeful Hollywood blockbuster he stars in. But more to the point we can't wait to see this gangly, pug-ugly faced, drooling, dreary, patriotic redneck dick, shuffle off the planet in a torrent of drug and alcohol abuse in some over sized and kitsch chateau, whilst being filmed by trigger happy Oliver 'utter bullshit' Stone for his latest truth-bending biopic called 'Coppola Cage: Hollywood's plastic shaman'.

Love from Raygun 

KCNA Commentary Hits at Japan for Legalizing Its Moves for Nuclear Weaponization

Here we have some more news from the good people in North Korea:

The North Korean News Agency

Pyongyang, June 24 (KCNA) -- Japan's moves to legalize its nuclear and space weaponization are sparking off great concern of the public at home and abroad.

On June 20 the Japanese Diet included the phrase "contribution to state security" in the basic law on atomic energy called Japan's law on atomic energy, removing a legal hurdle lying in its way of nuclear weaponization.
It also revised the law defining the activities of the organization for the study and development of outer space for peaceful purposes, laying a legal groundwork for its space weaponization.

This is a clear manifestation of Japan's attempt to go nuclear and realize space weaponization.

What matters is that Japan craftily added some phrases to previous articles and did not post them on the website of the Diet till they passed through the House of Representatives without any discussion in a bid to escape protest of the public at home and abroad.

Herein lies the crafty nature peculiar to Japan.

This means Japan has crossed one more threshold in its efforts to round off its own nuclear and space weaponization completely free from the U.S. "nuclear umbrella."

As already known, Japan has secretly pushed forward nuclear weaponization from long ago. It has conducted in real earnest the research into nuclear weaponization since 1995 on the basis of the basic study of nuclear policy from 1967 to 1970.

At least 50 nuclear power plants in Japan churn out nuclear waste enough to produce a lot of plutonium every year.

Japan has a long-term goal to stockpile 400 tons of plutonium that are enough to produce 60 000 nukes.

Japan eyes the world's biggest plutonium producer. Its real aim is to round off its independent nuclear weaponization.

The same can be said of its moves for space weaponization.

Japan finally passed through the Diet as early as in May 2008 the "Basic Law on Space" which allows the use of space for military purposes.

On this basis Japan extended the principle for the peaceful use of space which had been confined to the non-military field to the military field. In the wake of this it set up the Headquarters for Space Development Strategy headed by the prime minister.

Under the pretext of "state security" Japan adopted it as a policy to use the domestic satellite network and the relevant facilities for building a missile shield and legalized satellite development and launch for military purposes. Japan has finally built its own missile shield.

It is clear as noonday that the final purpose of Japan's moves for turning it into a military giant and going nuclear is to stage a comeback to Asia and launch overseas expansion and that the DPRK is its primary target.

The Japanese reactionaries are loudly trumpeting about "nuclear and missile threat" from someone in a bid to justify their moves. This is no more than rhetoric to rattle domestic public mindset and befool the international community.

Japan's ambition for nuclear and space weaponization which outrivals big powers would spark off an arms race not only in the region but the rest of the world.

It is quite natural that the reckless moves of the Japanese ultra-right forces are arousing vigilance and rebuff of the international community. -0-

Saber-rattling of U.S.-and Japan-backed S. Korean Warmongers against DPRK under Fire

In a world where only one side of the story is ever presented constantly in the media, we have posted the opposite viewpoint. A side you probably never considered would ever exist. The side that presents how North Korea sees the continuous barrage of threats, lies and provocations against its very existence:

Pyongyang, June 22 (KCNA) -- A spokesman for the National Peace Committee of Korea (NPCK) in a statement Friday slammed the war moves and arms buildup stepped up by the south Korean authorities in collusion with the U.S. and Japan under the pretext of "provocation and threat" from the DPRK.

These war drumbeats are pushing the situation on the Korean Peninsula to the brink of an all-out war and posing a serious threat to the peace and security in the region, the statement noted, and continued:
The warlike forces claim their war moves are to cope with the "provocation and threat" from the north and that they are "annual defense exercises" but it is too cynical and sheer sophism to cover up their aggressive and provocative nature.

It was none other than the south Korean puppet group which extremely rattled the nerves of the DPRK by crying out for striking the "set targets" in the wake of perpetrating ceaseless hideous provocations against it. It is again these brazen-faced puppet forces who are raising a hue and cry over the "nuclear and missile threats from the north" though they are imploring for the extension of range of missiles to do harm to fellow countrymen and partaking of the U.S. missile defense system.

They are now zealously following the U.S. strategy for dominating Asia and the rest of the world and joining in the moves to cook up the tri-angular military alliance in a bid to shore up the pro-U.S. conservative regime isolated at home and abroad and driven to a crisis and turn the situation before the "presidential election" favorable for the conservative forces.

These reckless military moves of the south Korean authorities to tide over the ruling crisis are pushing the situation on the Korean Peninsula and the rest of Northeast Asia to the brink of a war.
The service personnel and other people of the DPRK love peace but national dignity and the sovereignty of the country are dearer to them. That is why the DPRK is further bolstering up its armed forces.

Provocateurs are fated to face a severe punishment hardly imaginable. -0-

The Donkey or Typical Facebook User

Yes I am a Facebook 'liker'

the donkey bows his head in shame
he realises that his life is a pointless sham
for eating carrots
chewing oats
sowing wild oats
taking a shit
getting his hooves hammered
is a complete waste of time
the infant saviour of humanity rode on his back
but it was a complete lie
the infant saviour was a spoilt little brat
with an ice cream cone in his hand
and it wasn't before Christ
it was margate 1964
on a beach
where the heavens opened and pissed its fucking noisome whore stench over the fucking useless kunts all lined up in tawdry little uniforms pussy and cock aching for a fuck
mods and rockers flocked to the stupid scene in order to knife one another to death
four men were jailed
36 people fined
and throughout it all the son of god rode on my knackered back
a deckchair smashed me in my face
my ears were stung by woeful music that sounded like god had spat out his anger and wild fury onto the ants of His great planet once again
the rockers got their tits out and burned down the roads over 100mph whilst i stood still and pissed my legs
my stomach churned and i shat all over a child's broken sand castle
that castle was an exact replica of the one that imprisoned richard the lionheart for all of those years whilst his fat lazy bitch brother fucked about with his kingdom
it was a just reward really considering that the stupid kunt got himself killed in the most ridiculous manner by going for a bout of mock-heroic target practice on the bowman on the besieged city walls
some ugly looking kunt called Johnny came and kicked my side hard
over and over again
he spat at my mane and pulled my balls
he liked to see me in pain
he was a complete kunt
think he died a few years ago of bronchitis
miserable way to die
he spent 60 years on this planet and his only pleasure was to rape a donkey
poor little kunt
butlins nailed a sign to my neck and it hurt like a bee sting
vanilla ice cream was cold slippery slop down my back
the stupid son of god fell off shortly afterwards
he cracked his obese thick skull on the side of the pier
blood like a chocolate fountain
he fell off like a limp crab that has had its claws hacked away leaving a twitching limb
the kid broke his poor little neck
his mother and father had no idea where he was
his step sister bought me for a ride
because she wanted to fuck some poor rag and bone man because he had side burns like elvis presley and talked with a cockney accent
his cock was grizzled with scars from sexual disease
funnily enough the girl loved it more for that
funny the things that make sense in the heat of the moment
but her brother lay dead at my feet
so i walked over the little fucker and made my way back to my master
i walked all along the water's edge
along the blazing hot sand
through the madness of the stupid fad riots of 1964
i was just a donkey after all
what was it to me?
people come people die
it is nature after all
when i got back to my master he gave me a carrot and a sugar lump
'you stupid little nag'
'what a stupid expression'
'fancy that those butlins kunts stuck a pin in your neck and hung a garland round your neck'
'don't get any fancy ideas boy. you're still one ugly fucking nag'
'stupid as well'
'have a carrot'

by The Vacant Facebook Liker

The Dumb British Pleb Class

Love your wage slavery, plebs...

It's sad but the British society in which we live is so dysfunctional and in decline. So many people are worked up about trivia that it is truly embarrassing. The levels of selfishness, self-indulgence, self-obsession and egocentrism is beyond anything I have ever witnessed, even as a kid under the Thatcherite and Elizabeth II junta of colonial imperialism. It leaves a feeling of ultimate emptiness and lack of escape. All freedoms curtailed and the masses are treated like lab rats.

You buy a light bulb and it blows in a couple of months. It doesn't last forever because under capitalism it is essential for all products to have in-built obsolescence.

You wait in a queue to purchase a fast-food 'meal' and you are left feeling empty and unhealthy after the initial buzz of salt and sugar.

You purchase a brand new 50" TV and the programmes on offer are tadwry, desultory and mind-numbingly patronising.

You watch the British news channels and it is like being back at school again, with irrelevant assholes teaching you 'facts' that aren't facts. They are just broadcasting an irrelevant upper middle class view of the world, where the working class are sneered at, minorities are brushed aside, and a faux serious message is churned out. The reasons why we have to believe that Syria needs to be controlled by Her Majesty's Armed Forces, why Iraq needed to be invaded because the WMD's, that incidentally were a complete lie and yet the liar scumbag who led the way was never impeached.

Reasons that are not based on logic. Reasons that are just a standpoint being promoted for the good of the ruling elite.

The propaganda system was pretty obvious ten years ago when I was much younger, an idealistic kid. Now it is so obvious it is sickening.

Endless adertisements to buy some crap or other, flitting in and out of so-called 'programmes'. Bernays writ large.

It is not important to alleviate the suffering of the world's misery according to the ruling elite. It is just important to distract people's attention into one avenue or another.
If the ruling elite can lie big time about the following things then everything in our whole society is a lie and we should just walk away:

• Moon landing in 1969
• JFK assassination
• Sinking of the Lusitania
• 9/11
• 7/7
• Fossil fuels
• Sinking of the maine
• Burning of the Reichstag
• How Hitler got to power

There are many more, but these by themselves mean that this society has two histories:

1, the official history that you the plebs have been taught to believe.

You will be one of those plebs and you will believe that man has been to the moon, Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy and so on. You are also one of the people I despise because you have been given a brain to use to logically analyse life. Instead you have become lazy, dissolute and completely redundant. Because you believe in these lies then you deserve everything you get from the ruling elite. You are an automaton and can post whatever you like and hide behind your own miserable, deluded existence like the cowardly worm you are. But I will always despise you and your ignorance.

2, the real history of what actually happened

You will have no idea about what really happened about the history of the world. If you are told a couple of truths then your entire world view will start to crumble and cognitive dissonance will kick in. This will mean that you will end up hating the person who tells you the truth and you will do everything in your power to convince yourself that it can't possibly be true. Your version of the truth will always be a lie and you will whistle and hum to the latest pathetically crafted pop song whilst being poisoned by the rulers to whom you pledge allegiance.

Unfortunately a large proportion of the so-called 'free world' are imbeciles and enjoy being lied to. They also enjoy being complacent, lazy, selfish and incredibly weak. Apathy replaces true political discourse. Acceptance of falsehoods from someone with a title or someone who is popular is a very natural state for you.

Where Facebook and Twitter and other social media sites could be used to communicate intelligence and coordinate revolution against the scum bags who rule all of us, they are used in the most moronic way possible.

These sites are redundant and function in the same way as television does: a programming device.
Popularity is everything and has forged a population of self-obsessed jar heads all trying to become less and less different and distinguishable and more and more drone-like. They uphold the anthill. They fight for their dear queen.

Your whole life is a complete waste of time. You will never achieve anything. Your energies will be sucked from you and put into a corporation's use. You will be exploited and you won't even realise it. You will believe that your wages reflect what you are worth, when in fact you are being substantially short-changed.

Intellectuals are the worst because they use their intelligence to attempt justification of the system under which we are all crushed. Because there is no future for capitalism they revel in the minutiae of its functioning. Derrida is obsessed with deconstructing language. Why? For what purpose? Why does Baudrillard and his cronies waffle on about the lack of escape from the conservative system?
They are not philosophers. They are not psychologists. They are not scientists. They are nothing. They have no intellectual bearing on society, on man, on humanity, on progress, on enlightenment. They turn their back on our fate. They are hirelings, intellectual prostitutes, paid to whitewash the crimes of the ruling class.

They are your Noam Chomskys providing endless narrative but no analysis. No solution to the problems. They are your Polly Toynbees writing about how pointless the Queen is but then going home to her nice upper middle class life and forgetting all about it. They are the nothings that do nothing.

They are your David Icke's making money from other people's misery. Lying through their teeth that consciousness is raising and we don't have to fight the ruling class, we are all one. Go to hell. Stand there and get raped and killed, I'm off to coordinate battle plans. No army ever won a war by being disarmed and that is what is happening: class war. The only problem is that one class is winning mercilessly because the other class is so deluded and duped they don't even realise they are being fought against.

This is the sorry state of affairs in which we are living.

There will be no interest in this post. There will be no comments. There will be nothing. A resounding nothing from the people who exist right now and are happy with what is going on in this country, Her Majesty's troops in Ireland, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and soon to be Syria.
Smug, idiotic, simpletons each one of you.

I despise you and everything you stand for. You are useless and driven by one thing:

M-O-N-E-Y

So thanks for nothing. Sit back down and like a picture of a baby being sick, or a banal comment a 'friend' of yours has posted or some other vacuous piece of crap. Go back to hell and love your pathetic life.

By the dark alma mater

Google AdSense and AdWords: Confidence Tricksters International

Google Are Above the Law

Google have just sent us the most ridiculous and sloping shoulders email I have ever seen. They have stopped our AdSense account because they claim they have witnessed 'invalid activity'. Basically people have come to our website, blog, and YouTube sites, and have clicked on the adverts on display. But, shock horror! The people who clicked on the adverts didn't buy anything from the advertiser. Here is the email sent to us by Google. So thoroughly unprofessional.

Google are corporation minded scum bags playing a confidence trick on a lot of people using the internet...

Hello,

Thank you for your appeal. We appreciate the additional information you've provided, as well as your continued interest in the AdSense programme. However, after thoroughly re-reviewing your account data and taking your feedback into consideration, our specialists have confirmed that we're unable to reinstate your AdSense account.

Please understand that, once we've reached a decision on your appeal, further appeals may not be considered, and you might not receive any further communication from us. Note that AdSense publishers whose accounts are disabled for violations of our Terms and Conditions are not eligible for further participation in AdSense. For this reason, you may not open new accounts.

Also, accounts disabled for invalid click activity will receive no further payment nor any reissue of previous payment. Your outstanding balance and Google's share of the revenue will both be fully refunded back to the affected advertisers. Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

We understand that you may want more information about your account activity. However, because we have a need to protect our proprietary detection systems, we're unable to provide our publishers with any details about their account activity.

So basically they are saying:

We don't need to be transparent and fair. We don't need to abide by trading standards. Good bye.

So this is our response:

"Dear Sirs

Thank you for your email. I would appreciate being addressed by name and not a stupid 'Hello',which is extremely unprofessional.

You have given us no explanation, no evidence of your findings, and no reason other than your own 'invalid activity' to disable our account and withhold funds owed to us? I will take this matter up with trading standards as you have restricted our freedom to trade.

The invalid click ratio is rather spurious due to the fact that 100 people could go into a shop, look around and not buy anything for a multitude of reasons. Why are we getting penalised for your advertisers' inability to convert clicks into sales?

As a company we have no control over who clicks on our blogs and website or who clicks on the AdSense adverts. We are being penalised for people window-shopping and not buying. This is the responsibility of the people clicking the adverts. We cannot force people to buy what your advertisers are advertising. As far as we are aware we didn't think that there is a pressure for the people clicking on the adverts on our blog to buy anything they don't want to buy. So a click through ratio is meaningless.

Furthermore, we have spent money with yourselves on our own Google Adwords campaign getting 100 clicks a day with no sales. Therefore, by your own logic  you now owe us a refund as you have provided us with an invalid click ratio.

Please advise when we will be refunded for the invalid activity you have provided for our Google Adwords campaign.

Regards

INK Ltd"

The International Unites the Human Race

Workers of the World, Unite and Take Over

The only anthem we respect is this one, not God Save the Queen the lazy bloodthirsty parasite:

The song of the First and Second International, it was written by a transport worker after the Paris Commune was crushed by the French government. The song was later used as the first Soviet Union National Anthem and Anthem of the (Third) Communist International, until 1944 when the latter was disolved.

Written by: Eugène Pottier - Paris, June 1871
Music by: Pierre Degeyter - 1888

The International

Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We'll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.

Refrain:
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.

No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we'll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They'll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We'll shoot the generals on our own side.

No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E'er the thieves will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
Each at the forge must do their duty
And we'll strike while the iron is hot.

Unusual Facts 1: Animal Sexuality

Sexuality of the Animal Kingdom

There are many unusual facts that are not commonly known by the great mass of the population, mainly due to the censorship imposed by our kind leaders, for the thought of us knowing such terrible truths is all too much for our poor little minds to take.

Of course, this paternalistic attitude is but a facade, because the real reason why certain truths or facts are hidden away from society is because it generally exposes their moribund theories for what they are: absolute crap.

So it is with the world of animal sexuality. It is still considered by many of the right wing Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Jews and other conservative and small-minded peoples, that homosexuality and other so-called perverse sexual behaviour is unnatural, and only produced by our species, the human.

This is actually a myth, and the unusual facts of the matter are presented below. Over time, the great world consensus promulgated by the decadent and deeply uptight ruling elites with their obsession with control over everyone, was that only humans performed sexual acts other than for procreation. An animal's sexuality was merely instinctive and a response to stimuli.

Such a world view is still prevalent, but it is based on lies and the sooner it is shattered the better.
For animals are shown to be promiscuous or opportunistic, they masturbate and use objects as tools to do so, they give and get sexual stimulation with others without trying to achieve procreation, and lo and behold, homosexuality is also well documented.

The most common polygamous mating system used by animals is polygyny which is where one male has exclusive relationship with two or more females.

Even those in a monogamous mating system break off to engage in sexual activities with partners outside of the monagamous relationship. Sometimes this leads to offspring outside of the monagamous relationship.

Interestingly sexual monogamy (exclusive sexual relationship between a female and male) is very rare amongst animals. As is social monogamy (shared use of a territory, indicative of a social pair). These two mating systems are what has been seen as a the backbone of British society at least, for the last few centuries. Although the ruling class never bothered to utilise these trifling mating systems, and lived in a more polygynous system in order to have mistresses and spawn hundreds of bastard children. But in order to pass on their property in true nepotistic capitalist fashion, the ruling elite needed to at least have the facade of social monogamy through the concept of marriage.

The lower orders needed no such social monogamy because they had nothing to pass on, yet they were the ones most controlled and manipulated into these restrictive mating systems because their population had to be controlled.

As time has passed it is no longer so conducive to the ruling class to allow social monogamy so other mating systems have been encouraged in order to remove the parents from their offspring's upbringing so the state can educate the children. This is more beneficial because it means only one vision of life is provided and the state is looked upon as not so much Big Brother but Big Father.

Genetic monogamy is almost non-existent which is troubling for the ruling elite because it means that social monogamy has little to no role in determining how genes are distributed among offspring. From an evolutionary perspective, then nepotism is completely unnatural.

Under polygnyous mating systems when the active male is driven our or killed, the new male will ensure that breeding resources are not wasted on the previous male's young. So they kill the offspring to receive sexual attention from the mother; they harass pregnant animals to miscarry; they cause a spontaneous abortion through scent alone: this is known as the Bruce-Parkes effect.

In opposition to the Victorian and Edwardian position that animals only mate for procreation, the Danish Animal Ethics Council stated in 2006:

'Even though the evolution-related purpose of mating can be said to be reproduction, it is not actually the creating of offspring which originally causes them to mate.

It is probable that they mate because they are motivated for the actual copulation, and because this is connected with a positive experience. It is therefore reasonable to assume that there is some form of pleasure or satisfaction connected with the act. This assumption is confirmed by the behaviour of males, who in the case of many species are prepared to work to get access to female animals, especially if the female animal is in oestrus, and males who for breeding purposes are used to having sperm collected become very eager, when the equipment they associate with the collection is taken out.'

Furthermore many animals, both male and female, masturbate, when partners are available or otherwise. As the University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine
says:

'the behavior known within the horse breeding industry as masturbation. This involves normal periodic erections and penile movements. This behavior, both from the descriptive field studies cited above and in extensive study of domestic horses, is now understood as normal, frequent behavior of male equids. Attempting to inhibit
or punish masturbation, for example by tying a brush to the area of the flank underside where the penis rubs into contact with the underside, which is still a common
practice of horse managers regionally around the world, often leads to increased masturbation and disturbances of normal breeding behavior.'

Famous sexologist reported in 1927 on the fact that male goats perform auto-fellatio; female ferrets masturbate using a pebble if she cannot obtain a male; hyena practice mutual masturbation.

Bruce Bagemhihl reports further that autoeroticism also occurs in many primates and lions using the hand or paw; in vampire bats using the foot; in walruses using the
flipper; in savanna baboons using the tail; in mountain sheep, warthogs and spotted hyenas through spontaneous ejaculations; in birds through tufts of grass and leaves; in dolphins by using the ground; in orangutans through the creation of wooden dildoes. Oral sex is prevalent in goats, primates, hyenas, bats and sheep.

Homosexual behaviour, probably the biggest of all taboo subjects, and considered unnatural and even classified as abnormal psychological behaviour to this day, and not taught in schools as an acceptable lifestyle, occurs in the animal kingdom as well. It is practiced by marine birds and mammals, monkeys and great apes. No species has been found in which homosexual behaviour has not been shown to exist.

Prostitution is also observed in penguins where the female exchange sexual favours to male strangers for pebbles they need to build their nests and also in chimpanzees who trade food for sex.

The obsolete Darwinist mentality is clearly wrong. Animals do not only have sex to procreate as has been observed by many scientists. This is an unusual fact that has been hidden under decades of observer bias from researchers who would prefer not to believe that their conceptions of sexuality are completely wrong and misleading.

By Raygun

Prince Philip Returns: Royal Blood Celebrations

Long May I Reign Over You Maggots

With the return to health of Prince Philip the nation sighs in relief. Not the British nation of course. But the nation of corrupt businessmen, the ruling elite of the world, the Bilderbergers, the CFR, the Club of Rome, the Trilateral Commission, World Freemasonery and all of the other shady, diabolical plotters of world tyranny. Some call them the 'Olympians' or the 'Moriah Conquering Wind'. Whatever they want to be known as they are really the scum royale, the parasites upon the world, the destroyers of progress and peace.

Prince Philip once said that he would like to come back as a terrible disease that blights humanity. I am not really sure if he realises that he is already such a disease so does not need to come back as one.

He was also taught at a Nazi school in Scotland and has obvious ties to the Nazis who carried out the atrocities in the Second World War. Never forget that his family helped to bankroll the Nazi regime, along with the rich elite of America and the rich industrialists of Europe. It was a war designed to destroy the Soviet Union and Germany, which is why the Soviet Union lost 20 million people in the war, more than any other country and why German was dismantled after the war. It was well scripted and our dear Prince played his part.

The fawning MSN news media had this to say:

'The Duke was back carrying out engagements within a matter of weeks and in his grandson Prince Harry said the operation had given him "a new spurt of life".'

Yes I guess that the blood of his grandson really did help give a new spurt of life for this dessicated mummy of imperialism. He takes 'peasant blood' fresh from the necks of British subjects through his specially evolved lizard tongue and razor teeth. Engorgement on the flesh of the poor is a pleasant pasttime for our royal overlords.

By the Dark Alma Mater

Anti-Syrian Propaganda in Full Flight



Why is Assad being targeted now?

The current media focus on the evil Syrian regime is carefully orchestrated by the imperialist world leaders who are desperate to bring down the current Syrian government.

Bassma Kodmani attended the recent Bilderberg meeting and put forth the standpoint that Syria must fall. Kodmani is a representative of the Syrian National Council and works for the Ford Foundation, which is a recruitment ground for imperialist operatives.

Itamar Rabinovich, the former Israeli ambassador to the USA has stated the following as reported by the Times of Israel:

'The real block [on Syrian intervention], he told Army Radio, is the US government. “The Obama administration is not looking for another major Middle East crisis before November.”

Asked therefore whether Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, despite her bitter rhetoric against Damascus, did not actually intend to take any action now, Rabinovich said, “Later, after November.”

With the Gaddafi regime of Libya toppled by NATO and US and British forces, Muburak removed from Egypt and several other countries in the Middle East thrown into turmoil by so-called 'opposition forces' in their own country, the way is being cleared for an attack on Syria.

If we recall George W Bush's speech after 9/11, one of the 'axis of evil' regimes was Syria. Now we have Obama following the same agenda set for Bush. The reason for this is that the destabilisation of the Middle East is central to the plans of the Anglo-American imperialist powers. Syria is but a stepping stone to the achievement of this goal.

Back in November 2011, Alain Juppe, the French foreign minister, suggested the creation of 'humanitarian zones' being deployed in Syria to 'protect civilians.' The same tactic used to invade and destroy Libya is being deployed again. The Arab League has also turned on Assad, the leader of Syria.

In February 2012, our own dear dictator, David Cameron announced that 'we need to take all the action we can' to 'get rid of this brutal dictator.' Not sure which dictator he means, but if it is Assad that is quite a hypocritical statement.

Considering that Cameron and his cronies have completely fleeced the British public over the Olympics 2012 scam, whereby the initial estimate to host the Olympics would be £2 billion and it actually cost £15 billion, as well as the use of force to suppress the rioters in 2011, it is very rich to start talking about dictators' in foreign countries. Also, if we are so concerned about 'brutal dictators' why did the Queen invite so many of these people to her self-indulgent Diamond Jubilee? Britain has kept supporting the Bahrain monarchy in suppressing their own people throughout the whole bullshit crusade against Assad.

The Assad government enjoys 55% support from the population, which is considerably higher than the 39% support enjoyed by the supreme Etonian overlord Cameron and his slugbait cabinet. In order for the Tories to get in power they had to power share with the Liberals, which suggests that the Tories are no democratically elected. They are more discredited than the Assad regime.

British troops were sent to Syria by our dear war mongering leader to direct ammunition deliveries and tactical support to armed terrorist groups in Syria. Perhaps Assad could do the same by arming and assisting the real IRA in the cause to kick British imperialist troops out of Northern Ireland, which is a colony of Britain. But that would be considered as military intervention by a new 'Hitler' and so on.

Israel airplanes are smuggling weapons into Syria via Iraq, with financial assistance from Qatar. In conjunction with the arms smuggling is the training for 'al-Qaeda' militants by the USA and UK.
stephen Lendman stated the following concerning Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov's claims:
'[Lavrov] is talking mainly about Washington. There is no question this is a Washington-orchestrated war. It is a low-level war to the extent that NATO has not gotten directly involved. But it is exactly what happened in Libya last year. An insurgency began; Washington orchestrated it; insurgents were recruited; they were funded; they were armed; they were US special forces, British special forces, CIA, MI6, Qatari special forces. They are in Syria now; they are directing these massacres, these killings. They are funding, they are training; they are picking targets; they are leading these dead squad games to places like Houla [and] Takiba. They are picking up who to slaughter. They go after pro-Assad loyalists.'

Furthermore, on May 25, 108 people, including 49 children and 34 women, were killed in the town of Houla, located in the central province of Homs and about 32 kilometers (20 miles) northwest of the provincial capital city of Homs.

Some Western governments blame Damascus for the Houla massacre, but the results of a Syrian government investigation into the deadly incident showed on May 31 that anti-Damascus armed groups had carried out the killings to “bring foreign military intervention against the country in any form and way.”

Given the modus operandi of the USA and UK concerning regime change, they always start with a media war against the regime they want to topple. This blazes all of the while in conjunction with US and UK backed 'rebel forces' stage attacks on the government forces. No other country would just sit back and let this happen, so they would deploy security forces to suppress the insurgency. Yet when a country who is not conducive to Western imperialist interests does this they are considered as completely bloodthirsty dictators. From this point onwards massacres that the government may or may not have committed are blamed on the government and more and more excuses are fabricated to discredit the regime. War fever is whipped up and lies such as WMD are invented to ensure the public in USA and UK are geared up to hate the country in question. The call for military intervention is then drummed up louder and louder.

It happens every single time. Syria is no different. Houla is the latest atrocity to make the world hate Syria. But was it really carried out by the Assad regime or was it actually carried out by the death squads armed and trained by the US and UK, to deliberately tarnish the Assad regime?
We only have to look back to things like the sinking of the Maine, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, the burning of the Reichstag, 9/11 and the London Bombings and we have plenty of examples of outside powers causing genocide in order to either intensify a war or start a war against another country.
So we are witnessing the attempted regime change of Syria, which will probably take place in September or November 2012, depending on the source you choose to believe.

By Raygun

Bilderberg Group Attendees 2012

The Bilderberg Group - We who do not exist

Here is a full list of the cabal of elite businessmen meeting to discuss...? Well, they call their shadowy organisation the 'Bilderberg Group', named by so-called conspiracy theorists after the first meeting took place in the Bilderberg Hotel in a little Dutch village. In the past they denied they were meeting at all. Now after years of media blackout they have created their own website and joke around as if it all was just some quaint little in-joke.

Judging by the people attending, I think they will be discussing a bit more than the weather in England...

These are the people who actively decide the future of humanity in conjunction with a few other elitist groups. This meeting will be discussing how to totally destroy the economy and invade more middle east countries. Syria  then Iran? Yessiree!

Bilderberg Meetings
Chantilly, Virginia, USA, 31 May-3 June 2012
Final List of Participants (I have highlighted the British attendees as we are based in this country and pay particular attention to fellow Brits)

Chairman FRA Castries, Henri de Chairman and CEO, AXA Group
 
DEU Ackermann, Josef Chairman of the Management Board and the Group Executive Committee, Deutsche Bank AG
GBR Agius, Marcus Chairman, Barclays plcUSA Ajami, Fouad Senior Fellow, The Hoover Institution, Stanford University
USA Alexander, Keith B. Commander, US Cyber Command; Director, National Security Agency
INT Almunia, Joaquín Vice-President – Commissioner for Competition, European Commission
USA Altman, Roger C. Chairman, Evercore Partners
PRT Amado, Luís Chairman, Banco Internacional do Funchal (BANIF)
NOR Andresen, Johan H. Owner and CEO, FERD
FIN Apunen, Matti Director, Finnish Business and Policy Forum EVA
TUR Babacan, Ali Deputy Prime Minister for Economic and Financial Affairs
PRT Balsemão, Francisco Pinto President and CEO, Impresa; Former Prime Minister
FRA Baverez, Nicolas Partner, Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher LLP
FRA Béchu, Christophe Senator, and Chairman, General Council of Maine-et-Loire
BEL Belgium, H.R.H. Prince Philippe of
TUR Berberoğlu, Enis Editor-in-Chief, Hürriyet Newspaper
ITA Bernabè, Franco Chairman and CEO, Telecom Italia
GBR Boles, Nick Member of ParliamentSWE Bonnier, Jonas President and CEO, Bonnier AB
NOR Brandtzæg, Svein Richard President and CEO, Norsk Hydro ASA
AUT Bronner, Oscar Publisher, Der Standard Medienwelt
SWE Carlsson, Gunilla Minister for International Development Cooperation
CAN Carney, Mark J. Governor, Bank of Canada
ESP Cebrián, Juan Luis CEO, PRISA; Chairman, El País
AUT Cernko, Willibald CEO, UniCredit Bank Austria AG
FRA Chalendar, Pierre André de Chairman and CEO, Saint-Gobain
DNK Christiansen, Jeppe CEO, Maj Invest
RUS Chubais, Anatoly B. CEO, OJSC RUSNANO
CAN Clark, W. Edmund Group President and CEO, TD Bank Group
GBR Clarke, Kenneth Member of Parliament, Lord Chancellor and Secretary of Justice
USA Collins, Timothy C. CEO and Senior Managing Director, Ripplewood Holdings, LLC
ITA Conti, Fulvio CEO and General Manager, Enel S.p.A.
USA Daniels, Jr., Mitchell E. Governor of Indiana
USA DeMuth, Christopher Distinguished Fellow, Hudson Institute
USA Donilon, Thomas E. National Security Advisor, The White House
GBR Dudley, Robert Group Chief Executive, BP plc
ITA Elkann, John Chairman, Fiat S.p.A.
DEU Enders, Thomas CEO, Airbus
USA Evans, J. Michael Vice Chairman, Global Head of Growth Markets, Goldman Sachs & Co.
AUT Faymann, Werner Federal Chancellor
DNK Federspiel, Ulrik Executive Vice President, Haldor Topsøe A/S
USA Ferguson, Niall Laurence A. Tisch Professor of History, Harvard University
GBR Flint, Douglas J. Group Chairman, HSBC Holdings plcCHN Fu, Ying Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs
IRL Gallagher, Paul Former Attorney General; Senior Counsel
USA Gephardt, Richard A. President and CEO, Gephardt Group
GRC Giannitsis, Anastasios Former Minister of Interior; Professor of Development and International Economics, University of Athens
USA Goolsbee, Austan D. Professor of Economics, University of Chicago Booth School of Business
USA Graham, Donald E. Chairman and CEO, The Washington Post Company
ITA Gruber, Lilli Journalist – Anchorwoman, La 7 TV
INT Gucht, Karel de Commissioner for Trade, European Commission
NLD Halberstadt, Victor Professor of Economics, Leiden University; Former Honorary Secretary  General of Bilderberg Meetings
USA Harris, Britt CIO, Teacher Retirement System of Texas
USA Hoffman, Reid Co-founder and Executive Chairman, LinkedIn
CHN Huang, Yiping Professor of Economics, China Center for Economic Research, Peking University
USA Huntsman, Jr., Jon M. Chairman, Huntsman Cancer Foundation
DEU Ischinger, Wolfgang Chairman, Munich Security Conference; Global Head Government Relations, Allianz SE
RUS Ivanov, Igor S. Associate member, Russian Academy of Science; President, Russian International Affairs Council
FRA Izraelewicz, Erik CEO, Le Monde
USA Jacobs, Kenneth M. Chairman and CEO, Lazard
USA Johnson, James A. Vice Chairman, Perseus, LLC
USA Jordan, Jr., Vernon E. Senior Managing Director, Lazard
USA Karp, Alexander CEO, Palantir Technologies
USA Karsner, Alexander Executive Chairman, Manifest Energy, Inc
FRA Karvar, Anousheh Inspector, Inter-ministerial Audit and Evaluation Office for Social, Health, Employment and Labor Policies
RUS Kasparov, Garry Chairman, United Civil Front (of Russia)
GBR Kerr, John Independent Member, House of LordsUSA Kerry, John Senator for Massachusetts
TUR Keyman, E. Fuat Director, Istanbul Policy Center and Professor of International Relations, Sabanci University
USA Kissinger, Henry A. Chairman, Kissinger Associates, Inc.
USA Kleinfeld, Klaus Chairman and CEO, Alcoa
TUR Koç, Mustafa Chairman, Koç Holding A.Ş.
DEU Koch, Roland CEO, Bilfinger Berger SE
INT Kodmani, Bassma Member of the Executive Bureau and Head of Foreign Affairs, Syrian National Council
USA Kravis, Henry R. Co-Chairman and Co-CEO, Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co.
USA Kravis, Marie-Josée Senior Fellow, Hudson Institute
INT Kroes, Neelie Vice President, European Commission; Commissioner for Digital Agenda
USA Krupp, Fred President, Environmental Defense Fund
INT Lamy, Pascal Director-General, World Trade Organization
ITA Letta, Enrico Deputy Leader, Democratic Party (PD)
ISR Levite, Ariel E. Nonresident Senior Associate, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace
USA Li, Cheng Director of Research and Senior Fellow, John L. Thornton China Center, Brookings Institution
USA Lipsky, John Distinguished Visiting Scholar, Johns Hopkins University
USA Liveris, Andrew N. President, Chairman and CEO, The Dow Chemical Company
DEU Löscher, Peter President and CEO, Siemens AG
USA Lynn, William J. Chairman and CEO, DRS Technologies, Inc.
GBR Mandelson, Peter Member, House of Lords; Chairman, Global CounselUSA Mathews, Jessica T. President, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace
DEN Mchangama, Jacob Director of Legal Affairs, Center for Political Studies (CEPOS)
CAN McKenna, Frank Deputy Chair, TD Bank Group
USA Mehlman, Kenneth B. Partner, Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co.
GBR Micklethwait, John Editor-in-Chief, The EconomistFRA Montbrial, Thierry de President, French Institute for International Relations
PRT Moreira da Silva, Jorge First Vice-President, Partido Social Democrata (PSD)
USA Mundie, Craig J. Chief Research and Strategy Officer, Microsoft Corporation
DEU Nass, Matthias Chief International Correspondent, Die Zeit
NLD Netherlands, H.M. the Queen of the
ESP Nin Génova, Juan María Deputy Chairman and CEO, Caixabank
IRL Noonan, Michael Minister for Finance
USA Noonan, Peggy Author, Columnist, The Wall Street Journal
FIN Ollila, Jorma Chairman, Royal Dutch Shell, plc
USA Orszag, Peter R. Vice Chairman, Citigroup
GRC Papalexopoulos, Dimitri Managing Director, Titan Cement Co.
NLD Pechtold, Alexander Parliamentary Leader, Democrats ’66 (D66)
USA Perle, Richard N. Resident Fellow, American Enterprise Institute
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ISR Rabinovich, Itamar Global Distinguished Professor, New York University
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GBR Bredow, Vendeline von Business Correspondent, The Economist
GBR Wooldridge, Adrian D. Foreign Correspondent, The Economist

Diamond Jubilee 2012: Tyranny of Irrelevant Parasites



Decadence is ok for a British tyrant

Behind the pomp and pomposity, the regal attire and the 18th century livery, from a family that stems from the German monarchy transplanted into Britain in the 1700s, we have a grotesque aberration on public display. The extravagance of the world's most lazy family, lauding it over honest, working people, who scramble for the crumbs off of the table, is sickening to all but the mindless creatures on this planet.

Whilst every vestige of humanity that was won by the working class in battle with the ruling class is being stripped away, a feudal symbol is broadcast across every TV in Britain: it is of course the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

The Queen's role is as it has always been since the collapse of feudalism in the 17th century in Britain: a lynchpin for the forces of reaction; a rallying point for the capitalist class as they take humanity down the path of barbarism time and time again.

She is head of the armed forces, meaning that Britain's army, navy and air force all pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth II, and not to the 'elected' politicians who supposedly run the country. This means that should parliament ever oppose a decision she makes, Her Majesty has the ability to call on the armed forces of the state to force her decision through. She can dissolve parliament if she wishes and impose a state of emergency above which she can operate as an absolute monarch.

The sinister old crone, Elizabeth II, is head of state of the United Kingdom and 31 other states and territories, she is also the owner of 6,600 million acres of land, which is 1/6th of the earth's non ocean surface. She is the only person on earth who owns countries that are not her own domestic territory. Due to her landholdings she is the richest person on the earth.

All of this immense wealth, land and resources, ceded to one ailing despot, and we are Her Majesty's subjects. The British are not even citizens, the British are subjects to the Queen's will. The only crime punishable by death in Britain is treason, which means in Britain:

'Under the law of the United Kingdom, high treason is the crime of disloyalty to the Crown. Offences constituting high treason include plotting the murder of the sovereign; having sexual intercourse with the sovereign's consort, with his eldest unmarried daughter, or with the wife of the heir to the throne; levying war against the sovereign and adhering to the sovereign's enemies, giving them aid or comfort; and attempting to undermine the lawfully established line of succession.'

It is a feudal-minded dictatorship. The capitalist class too scared of their own shadow to go it alone, need a figure head to take the strain, to keep the dead minds of Britain trapped in a class-obsessed society. Their golem is the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha dynastic leader: Queen Elizabeth II.

Her brood attempt to lure fresh blood as an injection into a lifeless corpse through 'outsiders' such as the Middleton family. As the media is controlled by the same people who consort with the monarchy then it is no wonder how much time is spent fawning over the latest fuck buddy of a worthless royal. Kate and her sister Pippa have spent more time in the public eye than any other person since the announcement of Kate's marriage to Prince 'Incredibly Thick' William.

Whilst Her Majesty's troops were bombing the hell out Libya, we all witnessed a media blackout on the atrocities carried out by 'our boys'. Instead we were treated to the killing of an evil tyrant in the form of Colonel Gaddafi. For the world's biggest tyrant (Queen Elizabeth II) to start an unprovoked war on a small, defenceless African nation is disgusting, for her to then claim that Gaddafi is worse than Hitler is completely ridiculous, considering that her own stock privately funded Hitler's rise to power in order to destroy the Soviet Union and Germany. A plan you might recall, completely backfired.

However, here are a few of the things that the thoroughly 'evil' Gadaffi did to his people:

1. There is no electricity bill in Libya; electricity is free for all its citizens.

2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law.

3. Home is considered a human right in Libya – Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, his wife and his mother are still living in a tent.

4. All newlyweds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar (US$ 50,000 ) by the government to buy their first apartment so to help start up the family.

5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are literate. Today the figure is 83%.

6. Should Libyans want to take up a farming career, they would receive farming land, a farming house, equipments, seeds and ivestock to kick- start their farms – all for free.

7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government funds them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US $2, 300/mth accommodation and car allowance.

8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price.

9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0. 14 per litre.

10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally.

11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.

12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens.

13. A mother who gave birth to a child received US $5 ,000

14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya costs $ 0.15

15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree

16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country.

Such a tyrant. No wonder Her Majesty's Armed Forces wanted to blow the shit out of the country and mutilate the body of Gadaffi. We can't have the common working people getting anything from any country. It is much better for one family to take everything and leave the poor to die.

This is Britain in the 21st century. Just as in Britain in the 19th century, the gap between the rich and poor grows larger by the day. The ability to improve your social status declines at the same rate. If you are born into poverty you will stay there. The core values of the ruling elite remain exactly the same: the poor are a disease who only have themselves to blame.

The last Diamond Jubilee was held in 1897 for Queen Victoria of the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha dynasty. Back then it was the begining of the construction of many modern things such as the Boston subway opening, Belo Horizonte in Brazil was created, aspirin is produced by Bayer, and J.J. Thomson discovered the electron. Now it is the decline of capitalism. The deliberate destruction of the economy by the ultra-rich insiders in order to consolidate real wealth into the hands of fewer and fewer people. The age of retirement is increased to 70 years now and many gains made by the working class are being destroyed year in, year out. Trade unions, revolution, communism, marxism, anything understanding the materialist conception of history is looked upon with confusion by a generation of pig-swill eating Thatcherite children. Their children are even worse. A brand new 'me' generation with no talent other than being popular or having the illusion of being popular. You can sing either version of 'God Save the Queen' now and they both mean the same thing: Thomas Augustine Arne's original version and Sex Pistols money-making version. They both honor the Queen in their own particular way. Burroughs was right: there is no hope for Britain until thousands chant 'fuck the queen' and storm her palaces to take back what is ours.

These are desperate times. But with anti-depressants flooding into the market place, and the majority of the richest countries populations subdued by drugs of one kind or another, it is Brave New World writ large.

So we are not invited to the Queen's Diamond Jubilee piss-up. The BBC and ITV and other TV channels servile to the monarchy, salivate at the thought of getting knighted and so gush effusively about the lovely pageant and royal flotilla and so on, as if the rest of the country even gives a damn.

Some streets have bunting jangling around the lamp posts, and some brainwashed kooks waddle around saluting the Nazi Queen and her Nazi boyfriend, oblivious to the fact that their tax paying money has just given a complete stranger a ton of cash to go out and enjoy herself, with no invitations sent to the commoner who has allowed this to happen.

Once again the PR brigade are out in full force trying to shove royalty and the class structure down our plebeian throats. The scum royale parade their wares in public and not one media outlet has the guts to mock it or question it or cause a media black out of this decadent and useless ceremony of class snobbery.

If a bunch of people protest about how unfair and disgraceful the world is, then they receive about 5 minutes of air time, if that, with a voiceover that merely focuses on how many people were arrested. Yet the protesters are genuinely troubled and raising relevant issues that we should all be thinking about. It is blacked out completely.

Instead, a halfwit, foreign family, sponging off the backs of the hard working populace throw a private party paid for by all of us, and they get constant exposure for days. Their ugly, reptilian mugs are plastered literally everywhere, with their symbols of oppression such as their union jack flag of empire, on full display. It's a bit like a Jewish community paying for Hitler's goons to have a party at their expense and then be subjected to a media barrage of their exploits. Sickening doesn't quite describe it.

Still, here we are in the midst of it all, and this is the only thing the media bothered to comment on:

'No one would have blamed the Queen if she had turned out in oilskins, but instead she wowed the crowds in an ivory coloured bouclé dress and coat, braided with silk ribbon and with a silk organza frill, which included a clever nod to her three big jubilees.'

An old, irrelevant, parasite in a fuck-off expensive dress. Wonderful. Bow, curtsey and nazi salute to the fattest kat in the kuntry. This is Britain and this is bleak.

By Raygun