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Every month a celebrity will be chosen from a long list of other hideous, talentless mongoloid celebrities to take pride of place as the "Monthly piece of shit" for that particular month.
For the month of January 2012 it has been decided by the readers of the magazines "Tosspot", and "Jap'seye" that the "Monthly piece of shit" for January 2012 will be none other than the utterley talenless, and eye droopingly nauseating Mr Simon Cowell.
Mr Cowell has spent an enormous amount of time and effort since his accidental creation inside a Cybernetics Laboratory many moons ago to gain celebrity status based on zero talent, colossal wealth by feeding like a parasite off the back of unsuspecting adulation craving wanabees, and fame based on having absolutely nothing in any way, shape, or form to be famous for.
And so for the reasons above, and as voted for by you, the readers of "Tosspot" and "Jap'seye" magazines, I give you the "Monthly piece of shit" for January 2012 Mr Simon Cowell.
By Roland Barnacle
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