Saturday 7 January 2012

Only a handful of people exist 4: Dappy

'Dappy' the weasely vile little turd

Costadinos Contostavlos or 'Dappy' as he calls himself is quite possibly the most clueless, talentless little numbskull to appear in the celebrity music scene for some time. Grown from the colonic discharge of his father, Byron of Mungo Jerry fame, he has become the classic example of rich kid with famous dad acting like he's from the streets. The cliche has been worn thin throughout the decades but Dappy clings to this illusion like a desperate housewife clings to Valium. In fact it is the only reason he has managed to groom an 'Urban' audience of duped kids...

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