After a torrid time
Being rather violently
And extremely vigorously
Coloured in
By frenzied
Obese child
Using felt tip pens
And pencils
Cedric turned pale
Completely ignored
The man
With stitched up mouth
Who had also
Suffered
At the hands
Of the obese child
Gurgled slightly
Dribbled
A small trail
Of saliva
From the
Corner
Of his flaccid
Gob
Staggered about
Like a drunken clown
And attempted
As his eyes rotated
In his pasty head
To ask for
The directions
To the nearest
Public
Urinal
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Drawing by Charlie Cornflake
Written by Tommy Dandruff
The Demon
With Pugwash chest
Appeared in an instant
From out of
The upside down text
Which was really
A doorway
To another dimension
An alternate reality
Where demons
And bizarre entities
Spend all their time
With their feet up
Watching
Laughing
And soaking up
A never ending stream
Of children's programmes
From days
Gone bye
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Written by Tommy Dandruff
Collage by Heston Quiff
On a daily basis
Brian Marigold Clog Esq
The mixed up
Dickensian fop
With urinating
Genetically modified
Pet thing
Would confuse
Every greeting
Conversation
Gesture
Or foul mouthed
Obscenity
As purely
Being aimed
At him
This would
Very often
Result in Brian
Being man handled
Rather roughly
Like a dirty dish cloth
Or a cage fighting Priest
And
On occasions
Would result
In Brian
Being unceremoniously
Tarred and feathered
On lonely housing estates
Chased by hordes
Of flame carrying
Numb nuts
These unfortunate
Incidents
Happen
Purely because
In Brian's world
There existed
Only one
Person
And that person
Was Brian
Marigold
Clog
Esq
Nothing
And nobody else
Existed
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Drawing by Charlie Cornflake
Written by Tommy Dandruff
Red mucous membranes with the heavy sweet sweat of red mucous and limp nausea on colliding with silver hair flying torrid seven Tuesdays substance clinging cling clinging substance substance torrential rain engulf sycamore rangers astride large metal camels equipped with rubber wands and severed heads and eyes gouged yet tasty carrying carriers encasing encasing clinging cling a ling clinging substance on tightrope rolling on thick cock cloud of zinc zebra bottled in schlock horror tastic horror ovens all gilded with cotton context and contacts sprawling limp cobra Verde venom with wet flippers a flip flip flipping to a slow rumble Tuesdays rambling over red mucous and red and mucous membranes membranes alive and well in tangled hell fire snot brigade with herds full to bursting with red and tasty astronaut in van dango queen crown all flatulent in gravy boat disaster as a cloud kicked up by stampeding horses uncovers the true extent of life's red mucous mucous red and mucous sting and flashy red mucous membranes
Derek sighed gently
As he slowly pissed his pants
It was great to feel free
To feel liberated
To feel free from restrictions
And to feel free from the endless yawn of catatonia
Derek sighed once more
Pulled his soaking wet pants down
Then farted violently
In the direction of his aquarium
And in the direction of his pet octopus
The seismic flatulence startled Derek's octopus
Causing it to spray ink from out of the aquarium
And directly into Derek's smiling face
Just like it always did
Day
After day
After day
The above cut-up writing was dissected, and rearranged during the summer of 2002.
The entire piece that this particular cut-up has been taken from is considerably longer than what you see above, but is far more surreal as opposed to repetitious, angular, and surreal.
At the foot of the page is a section from a comic strip that I have written many episodes for called 'Derek and the Octopus', and it has been my good fortune to have met up with a great illustrator called Charlie Cornflake who has very kindly put images to my story boards, of which they will all soon be available on INK Ltd's website.
Written by Spartacus Mole
