Trevor's Feathered Suit

As Trevor staggered
Rather intoxicated
Towards Veronica
After drinking ten cans
Of special brew
And sniffing an entire box
Of perished super glue
Veronica stared
In a sinister manner
Whilst casually smoking 
A dog end
Recently picked
From the sole
Of her shoe
At the feathered
Figure of Trevor
As he wobbled in front of her
Like a giant
Epileptic Chicken
Veronica's dark
Sunken eyes
Looked Trevor up and down
And she smiled
A sickly smile
Before declaring
"Oh I do like a man in feathers"
Which prompted Trevor
To squeak a reply
Like some kind of
Giant
Feathered Mouse
Before instantly turning red
Emptying his bowels
Into the Chicken suit
And collapsing
Face down
Into a recently dropped
Half eaten
Strawberry Cornetto
Ice cream


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Drawing by Charlie Cornflake

Written by Tommy Dandruff

Slipping through the rips in space

"What is this place"?

As Harry the Harridan
Wandered bleary eyed
And lifeless
Like an automaton
Without a mind
Of it's own
He stumbled
Purely by accident
Through the tiniest
Of rips
In the fabric
Of space time itself
A world of pure
Random
Abstract
Beauty
A world
Without form
Without reason
Without rules
And a world
Held together
By a thread
Of infinite
Expression


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Written by Tommy Dandruff

Collage by Heston Quiff