The World is too corrupt to end poverty

This image was created as a  poke at the way we are constantly bombarded everyday with imagery specifically designed to distract your mind from the truly important aspects of life.

The slogan 'The World is too corrupt to end poverty' really means 'The Mind is too corruptable to end poverty', because our minds are far too easily distracted by the materialistic and superficial aspects of life, rendering our minds insullar, introverted, self-centered and blind to the true nature of reality, thus distracting us from mankinds true potential towards all of our Brothers and Sisters.

                                                                                                          By Arnie Canoe 

The many faces of 'Victoria Beckham': Face 1

Cellular Loneliness

This image of 'Victoria Beckham' is one of many that clearly shows the huge array of  diverse, creative, and stylish poses that she possesses in her amazing modelling repertoire.

The above picture in particular was carefully squeezed out of 'Victoria's' plasticated, skeletal jowls using a mix of  Scientology's satanic ramblings, and dumb nausea syndrome tablets.

A huge selection of 'Victoria's' pictures were sifted through by a crack team of moronic cabbages in order to select the above image to start off this new blog segment.

And so it is with great satisfaction that 'Victoria's' team of moronic cabbages are able to bring you this image of 'Victoria', the first of what will be many more in the future.

                                                                                                            By Roland Barnacle    

The lost art of standing still

Tie worn by lengthy cousins strays to the left and invokes the rage of a slimy little man cloaked in a fresh tuxedo sandwich and garnished with loose bowel coverings all drip drip drippy like eye clack custard on a smooth dance floor anorak gently swaying in the summer breeze now raising to a plum apple crumble all sweet crust yummy yummy and moist like Bo Derek's furry hood now showing its true colours to a cinema gang somewhere near greystoke the concrete gibbon legend whose soul was tempted by wings of lemon barley enriched with a golden shower of egg yolk fried like a good one but lacking that sunny side up tempting which really sends ape folk into gravedigger slurry fever on acrobatic findings on sediment trappings on empty vessels on tepid ponds on dance floor again with an entire disco abattoir chorus line teaching the world and the hairy apes the lost art of standing still which will always pose the immortal question as to weather or not Tarzan could really have by any stretch of the imagination fried himself an egg if left in the kitchen alone with just a loin cloth skiddy for company.

The lost art
Of standing still
Leaves us covered
In fine layers of silt
The lost art
Of standing still
Drops a red gun
In front of your feet
The lost art
Of standing still
Throws a cloak
On top of your head
The lost art
Of standing still
Pours a glass
Of wine on your lap


The above cut-up was created using two pieces of prose, both of which date back to 2004.

 By Spartacus Mole

Derek and the Octopus

The character of 'Derek' is representative of mankind's coldness towards certain forms of life if they are not deemed 'Cute', or 'Cuddly', or in some way able to interact with us in a safe, yet physical manner.

The Octopus, amazing as they are, is of course representative of an animal not immediately seen as 'Cute', or 'Cuddly', yet just because something is not necessarily seen in this way does not make it more, or less worthy of mans care and attention.


                                                                                                                 By Charlie Cornflake

Animalistic Directors

This drawing was created after watching the animalistic behaviour of a Director in charge of a Company where I previously worked for a number of years before leaving.

The ignorant, out of control, child-like tantrums this so called adult, and Director of a Company carried out over the years made me realise quite literally in an instant that the true animals are not the ones in cages, and they certainly should not be the ones we casually throw peanuts at on a daily basis.

                                                                                                                By Charlie Cornflake
                                                                                                                          

What Brain Type are You?

Are you a left-brain, right-brain or bi-brain person?

Try the following test in order to find out more about your personality:

http://mindmedia.com/braintest.html

It is certainly an interesting area upon which to focus and improve your mental capacity.

Choose what best suits the term Red Square out of the following pictures (A, B or C):

A.

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C.