Showing posts with label walking corporate bilboards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label walking corporate bilboards. Show all posts

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Wealth and Poverty

We need the money more than you

This collage was created after finding the image of  'Victoria and David Beckham' whoring themselves for even more money on the Japanese advertising circuit.

Other celebrities such as 'Bradley Pitt', 'Harrison Ford', and numerous other Hollywood owned, Illuminated reptoids, obviously find that the millions of dollars that they earn for the jobs that they do, just don't seem to cover the bills anymore. Our hearts, if this was true, would be more likely to grow legs than to weep for these 'Walking Corporate Bilboards'.

The two children used to cover part of the image are standing next to a charred tree stump, and were part of a slightly bigger image that I found in amongst some magazines at home.

The charred tree stump next to the children is pretty much all that remains of the forest that the children used to live quite happily within, until it was decided by a major Corporation that the Tribes that have existed within the forest quite happily with the utmost respect for all life within the forest, needed to be swept aside to make way for enormous Corporate and industrial production factories to produce the disgusting drink of Satan 'Coca Cola'.

So while our celebrities lavish themselves with riches, and separate their vacant cabbage patched heads from reality, the flip side of the coin is very different indeed to the one that they exist under.

The flip side to the coin is that consumer consumption for products that we do not really need, as sold by 'Walking Corporate Bilboards' like the 'Beckhams', prove that money is nothing more than a hypnotic, magical spell that entrances, captivates, and transforms mankind into heartless shells like the 'Beckhams', whilst at the same time producing misery, disease, corruption, loss of land, and even death to the people that stand in the way of Corporate progress.


Written by Roland Barnacle and Heston Quiff

Collage by Heston Quiff



Tuesday, 24 January 2012

'Walking Corporate Bilboards' part 2: George Clooney


All the personality of a rusty Biscuit tin

Here we have another 'Walking Corporate Bilboard' example and one that leaves you nauseous enough to vomit yourself through a plate glass window.

'George Clooney', the star of an amazing array of brilliantly forgettable films that showcase his incredible ability to act with all the range and character of a piece of worm riddled mahogany furniture that has been left down some dark alleyway like a kind of abandoned piss and blood stained mattress thrown out of a crack den, has decided that he needs even more money, and therefore has decided to be the face of 'Nespresso Coffee'...


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Monday, 9 January 2012

Image from 'Twat' magazine: Issue 2


Nothing to see here

This image is from issue 2 of the magazine 'Twat' and is put together by the artists at INK House Studios, which is a part of 'Instant Nowhere Korporation Ltd'.

The picture is reflecting the restrictions felt by many people of oppresive, fascist, and dictatorial regimes that silence people to such an extent that even when the restrictions are staring at you blue in the face, people still walk past and fail to take notice through either fear, or ignorance.

                                                                                                               By Arnie Canoe

Walking Corporate Bilboards part 1: Sean Connery

Can ya' spare some suncream

Here we have a great example of how celebrities will sell anything for money.

'Sean Connery', by far the most miserable of all the Actors to play 'James Bond', and a Scottish man oaf with all the charisma of a wilting ferrets cock, and an acting range over inflated like a bought of 'The Purple Grins', sells 'Louis Vuitton' hand luggage on a deserted tropical beach...

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