Wednesday 28 December 2011

Urban Dictionary: Beadleism

The lost art of using creotene and stereoids to develop one's writing hand to a gigantic size. This leaves the other hand at a smaller size and severe disadvantage. The term stems from former 80s and 90s TV favourite Jeremy Beadle who suffered from this condition. Hence the term 'beadleism'.

Example: 'By the age of 45 years old I became seriously addicted to beadleism and my right hand grew to at least five times the size of my left hand.'

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