Saturday, 31 December 2011

How the stars relax part 3: Kenny Rogers


I am a juggling Sasquatch


Kenny Rogers, Guitar twanging Sasquatch, and the only man on Earth with musical shit, likes to relax by teaching Mensa students how to juggle warm sheep's testicles whilst heavily sedated on Diazepam.


By Roland Barnacle

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