Men with dead fingers

Men with dead fingers
Stand naked
And taught
Draped in ashtray leftovers
And left crying inside loose bowel canals...


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Mindless automatons

Golems 2

The Golems are starting to appear everywhere throughout society. Only this morning did I notice two Golems trying to kick start a bin..I tried to explain to the two Golems that the bin was not in fact a Motorbike but actually a bin for putting rubbish into, but after a few brief grunts, copious dribbling, and more arse flatulence than a gassed out Horse I realised my efforts were pointless.

The more dumbed down we allow ourselves to become by watching banal, excruciatingly moronic T.V. programmes, and by believing the lies spewed out from anal politicians and the vile media, the closer we move towards becoming mindless automatons...just like the Golems!!

                                                                                                                     By Arnie Canoe

Instant Nowhere Kulture Dictionary: SMombie

Prounced 'smombee', this term describes a person who spends all of his/her time using social media websites on the internet. Sufferers of this syndrome are usually zombie-like in appearance, and can either have a smart phone in hand, engrossed in constantly reading and updating their blog / sharing site / twitter etc or they are hunched over their PC / laptop / mac etc doing the same.

It can become a form of addiction more challenging to quit than heroin, cocaine or even PCP drug addiction.

Sufferers can be recognised through 'twitter' fingers, which constantly need to be typing, as well as many other symptoms such as 'squinteye', 'slashspeak', 'commentrage', 'overpoke' and  'facewatching'.

Example: 'Terry toweling became a SMombie after spending several days in bed due to an all-over body rash, and just his smart phone for company.'