Prince Philip Returns: Royal Blood Celebrations

Long May I Reign Over You Maggots

With the return to health of Prince Philip the nation sighs in relief. Not the British nation of course. But the nation of corrupt businessmen, the ruling elite of the world, the Bilderbergers, the CFR, the Club of Rome, the Trilateral Commission, World Freemasonery and all of the other shady, diabolical plotters of world tyranny. Some call them the 'Olympians' or the 'Moriah Conquering Wind'. Whatever they want to be known as they are really the scum royale, the parasites upon the world, the destroyers of progress and peace.

Prince Philip once said that he would like to come back as a terrible disease that blights humanity. I am not really sure if he realises that he is already such a disease so does not need to come back as one.

He was also taught at a Nazi school in Scotland and has obvious ties to the Nazis who carried out the atrocities in the Second World War. Never forget that his family helped to bankroll the Nazi regime, along with the rich elite of America and the rich industrialists of Europe. It was a war designed to destroy the Soviet Union and Germany, which is why the Soviet Union lost 20 million people in the war, more than any other country and why German was dismantled after the war. It was well scripted and our dear Prince played his part.

The fawning MSN news media had this to say:

'The Duke was back carrying out engagements within a matter of weeks and in his grandson Prince Harry said the operation had given him "a new spurt of life".'

Yes I guess that the blood of his grandson really did help give a new spurt of life for this dessicated mummy of imperialism. He takes 'peasant blood' fresh from the necks of British subjects through his specially evolved lizard tongue and razor teeth. Engorgement on the flesh of the poor is a pleasant pasttime for our royal overlords.

By the Dark Alma Mater

The Diamond Jubilee canoe

A picture of Jeremy Sandwiche's canoe

As the country slides into a deeper manufactured recession, deliberately designed to squash the poor, impoverished and needy members of the great british public into the weakest possible position imaginable, it is good to know that our wonderful, warm hearted, Royal family are organising a lavish, super indulgent, and in grotesquely bad taste considering the current situation for a vast majority of the great british public, Diamond jubilee celebration of monumental proportions.

By far the biggest indulgence is the construction of a 210ft, ornate, gold adourned, Diamond jubilee barge.

The £60 million pound barge will be the centre point of this hierarciacal display of royal power, and hereditary supperiority aimed glaringly at the Royal familys long suffering peasants of whom not one of us they give a damn about.

The good and decent, hardworking tax payers have been told with no mincing of words that we need to tighten our belts, and endure the cut backs to not only our health service, but our schools, councils, frontline services, and many other social situations. These very cut backs of which every single one are un-necessary endanger our elderly members of the public, individuals with disabilities, vulnerable people of many varying circumstances and personal situations, and the decent members of our armed services who risk their lives for a country that leaves them under equiped, under valued, and neglected as they take part in manufactured conflicts, all of which are part of the illuminated big picture.

My idea for the Royal family is simply this.

Firstly: Get a proper job.

Secondly: Stop sponging off the backs of the decent, hardworking tax payers who you could not care less about and pay your own way.

And lastly get rid of that hierarciacal supperiority complex and realise that your self indulged, self importance of Royal stature is seriously past it's sell by date.

My other idea however is instead of constructing a 210ft Diamond jubilee barge, why don't the Royal family have constructed a Diamond jubilee Canoe. Fits one Monarch. Easy to steer. Waterproof, although one will need to be careful with oar splash. No need for sails or engines (don't forget your carbon footprint is really important these days). And no need to spend £60 million pounds of tax payers money (I can get a cheap canoe off my mate Jeremy Sandwich for £75 if you are interested) on a humongous 210ft, gold encrusted, jewel sparkling river turd!

What do you think?


                                                                                                      By Roland Barnacle

Reptilian Diary: Week 1

A week in the life of the hierarchial reptoids

Here we have an example of how the upper echelons of the hierarchial Royal bloodlines spend their time during the week at exclusive reptilian social gatherings. 

While many of us are knee deep in work related matters, some of which are high risk, some of which protect, save, and secure lives while at the same time trying to earn an honest crust for themselves and their families, the hierarchial Royal bloodlines slither about like a sinister gathering of social inbreds at functions that will never, can never, and are only ever designed to benefit them.


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